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Snowed in or not Snowed in

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We got another 10 inches over night.

 

you go 10 inches last night! Holy

 

we got nothing up here.

Must be gloabal warming

 

Just starting to come down in Kitchener.

 

:eek:

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Yesterday on my drive home from work I counted 66 vehicles in the ditch on a 35 mile stretch of interstate 80. Several semis looked totaled. The road's clear now but it's still a metal graveyard out there.

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .TOUGHNESS COUNTS!

 

 

 

65 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Ohio plant gardens.

 

60 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Ohio sunbathe.

 

50 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Ohio drive with the windows down...

 

40 above zero:

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.

 

35 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.

 

20 above zero:

People in Miami all die.

Ohioians close the windows.

 

Zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Ohio get out their winter coats.

 

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.

 

20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.

 

30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Ohioians get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.

 

40 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.

People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

 

50 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Browns win the Super Bowl

 

Bittersweet joke for me since I love my Browns. But still funny.

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