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I am so disgusted I won't turn this in...

Started by Calamerica,

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ArAich

ArAich

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awwww dont end it now. Khaos has cleverly circled Cal in a corner and I want to see ho whe gets out!

 

By PMing the mods and asking to "clean up the boards" and getting rid of the "troublemakers".... tongue.gif

 

You would be the first to go... mad.giftongue.gif

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Ze-man

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awwww dont end it now. Khaos has cleverly circled Cal in a corner and I want to see ho whe gets out!

 

This must end.. 893frustrated.gif

MK has not had the time to flame post me all day!!!

This is obviously taking up way too much of his time..

I might have to start calling him names again soon.

 

aww.. wtf.. why not start now.......... makepoint.gif

 

How many MK's does it take to change a lightbulb? confused-smiley-013.gif

 

1 + 3 of his teammates.. and that is just to try and figure out how to get the lightbulb out of the box!

 

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Z

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How many MK's does it take to change a lightbulb? confused-smiley-013.gif

 

1 + 3 of his teammates.. and that is just to try and figure out how to get the lightbulb out of the box!

 

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Z

 

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Illiterati-migration

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And Cal, surely you must understand that the REASON why this all seems so suspicious is because you have been TWICE NARUed by Ebay for SHILLING. This evidence has been made public before and you blamed an "employee", but doesn't that seem like an astonishing coincidence?

 

And what of your OTHER ID "Jackster11"? The one with only 4 RECEIVED feedback? What's going on there?

 

If it looks like a turd, and smells like a turd...

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Red Hook

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Uh, Captain Z.....you meant tea and "crumpets", right?

 

"Tea and strumpets" stirs up a whole other set of visuals! 27_laughing.gif

 

Guess you are low on Brit genes!

 

 

crumpet

(n.) A kind of large, thin muffin or cake, light and spongy, and cooked on a griddle or spider.

 

strumpet - a woman adulterer

Synonyms: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, loose woman, slut, trollop, jade

 

Sorry, I couldn't let it go! hi.gif

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goldust40

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The insane thing here is that Cal started this thread and then proceeded to dig himself deeper and deeper into a hole by revealing irrelevant (and absurd) information that no -one had a clue about anyway. If he'd kept his righteous yap shut then there'd be no conflict.

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goldust40

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Uh, Captain Z.....you meant tea and "crumpets", right?

 

"Tea and strumpets" stirs up a whole other set of visuals! 27_laughing.gif

 

Guess you are low on Brit genes!

 

 

crumpet

(n.) A kind of large, thin muffin or cake, light and spongy, and cooked on a griddle or spider.

 

strumpet - a woman adulterer

Synonyms: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, loose woman, slut, trollop, jade

 

Sorry, I couldn't let it go! hi.gif

 

I get the impression that he deliberately used that malapropism, don't you know. But then, why not have both?

 

"Fornicatress??" Great word!!

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Ze-man

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Uh, Captain Z.....you meant tea and "crumpets", right?

 

"Tea and strumpets" stirs up a whole other set of visuals! 27_laughing.gif

 

Guess you are low on Brit genes!

 

 

crumpet

(n.) A kind of large, thin muffin or cake, light and spongy, and cooked on a griddle or spider.

 

strumpet - a woman adulterer

Synonyms: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, loose woman, slut, trollop, jade

 

Sorry, I couldn't let it go! hi.gif

 

 

Ahhh. Red..red..red..

I know I am just a young whipper Snapper.. and cant expect you to keep up on all the hip young things we kids do today.....But even you has to have seen Dumb And Dumber at least once on cable. my quote..

"Tea And Strumpets". is taken from the movie... Dumb And Dumber.

 

 

They are looking up Mary Swanson's phone number when they arrive in Colorado.. and Harry ask's Lloyd..

"well what do you think she will do when you meet her?."

And Lloyd Say's... "I dunno.. prolly invite us in for Tea.. and Strumpets"( he is after all the king of the screwed up 1 liner)

 

I thought this was common knowledge.. like new words such as kewl, Email, and ipod.

 

I will try and remember next time when I make a quote.. to keep it in terms you might actually know...

 

Now isnt it time for you and Pov.. to take your meds?

 

 

Next time you should not underestimate my powerful intellect.. when it comes to Tea.. and or Strumpets!!

 

And since you knew I was a Chef.. did you really think I was not aware of what a Crumpet was.. similar to a scone, or other shortbread ?

 

 

Sorry.. I could not resist!!

 

Fire at will!!

 

C ya..

your beloved cappin...

Z

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Red Hook

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A pretty deer is dear to me,

A hare with downy hair,

A hart I love with all my heart,

But I can barely bear a bear

 

‘Tis plain that no one takes a plane

To get a pair of pears,

Although a rake may take a rake

To tear away the tares.

 

Beer often brings a bier to man,

Coughing a coffin brings,

And too much ale will make us ail,

As well as other things.

 

Quails do not quail before a storm,

A bow will bow before it;

We can not rein the rain at all,

No earthly power reigns o’er it.

 

‘Tis meet that man should mete out meat

To feed one’s sunny son;

The fair should fare on love alone,

Else one can not be won.

 

I would a story here commence,

But you might think it stale;

So we’ll suppose that we have reached

The tail end of our tale.

 

Little Book of word Tricks

Peter Pauper Press

Mount Vernon, New York

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Well, that's why you're the Captain, and I am but a lowly co-captain...... sorry.gif

 

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Wanna go out for Tea..or a crumpet?

 

I would rather go oout with the fornicatress. devil.gif

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Ze-man

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Well, that's why you're the Captain, and I am but a lowly co-captain...... sorry.gif

 

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Wanna go out for Tea..or a crumpet?

 

I would rather go oout with the fornicatress. devil.gif

 

 

Then you will need to ask Flink!!

 

ohh wait.. is she a fornic or a domin?

Man.. I cant keep up with all these big words!!

 

And FFB.. can you back me up on the Strumpets reference? confused-smiley-013.gif

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