Walking Dead paper Mache Zombies

[kav]

Note to Hollywood-a human skull is not easily crushed, chopped in two, penetrated with a knife or license plate or even penetrated by a bullet. Even the skull of a dead person.

50% of bullets to the skull just skip off the skull. If you try to stab someone in the forehead the knife will just deflect to the side.

I really hate those scenes where like they slash zombie's head with a toothpick and it disintigrates.

Strong enough to pin a man to the ground yet you can pull their arms right off.

sounds legit.

[Awax]

It's make believe Kav.

[kav]

Well hell why not have Unicorns then?

There has to be some semblance of reality in a drama like this.

Otherwise have pixies, fairies, everything.

[Amadeus Arkham]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiction

[H0RR0RSH0W]

I think this should be in the rant thread.

[Firespitter]

I'm mad that my imaginary monsters don't subscribe to the laws of physics!

[ChrisInBaltimore]

I never understand why you have such problems with logic. You're a comic fan right? How can we ignore some flaws in logic, but have major problems with others? Why can't we just enjoy it?

[jsilverjanet]

Well hell why not have Unicorns then?

There has to be some semblance of reality in a drama like this.

Otherwise have pixies, fairies, everything.

 

I believe someone made that pitch already - unicorns vs zombies, but they rewrote the pilot and called it "Friends"

 

pretty successful show if i recall

[comix4fun]

Note to Hollywood-a human skull is not easily crushed, chopped in two, penetrated with a knife or license plate or even penetrated by a bullet. Even the skull of a dead person.

50% of bullets to the skull just skip off the skull. If you try to stab someone in the forehead the knife will just deflect to the side.

I really hate those scenes where like they slash zombie's head with a toothpick and it disintigrates.

Strong enough to pin a man to the ground yet you can pull their arms right off.

sounds legit.

 

 

[kav]

Well would people join the Kav bandwagon if they started throwing rocks at the zombies and their heads exploded? What if someone hit a zombie with a nerf bat and his head sheared in two? I'm pretty sure people would be upset over this. They wouldn't just watch and think well it's just a fictional show.

I realize that fiction and science fiction is based on fantasy so has fantastic elements but the ones I rail about are the uneccessary ones. There's no need for the zombies to be depicted as being made out of paper mache that can be destroyed with a paper machete. I'll suspend disbelief if it's something that the story has no choice but to follow like if they set up a story where fairies exist I'll accept that. If in that show however someone hits someone over the head with a Big Mac and it knocks them out I'll call foul.

[krighton]

Why isn't this in the WD TV thread...does it really need it's own thread.

 

You'll find the other thread in the MODERN forum.

[kav]

good point what was I thinking

[krighton]

oh, ok, carry on then

[kav]

In one episode a fire hose took the top of a zombie's head off. Ok are they made of play-doh???

[kav]

Ps for all the dead bodies lying around there are NO FLIES....

None.

[kav]

Ok I just watched the episode where a plastic model airplane penetrated a skull.

This is really too much....

[Amadeus Arkham]

Then stop watching.

[kav]

I just fast forward the zombie fights.

[Phill the Governor]

In one episode a fire hose took the top of a zombie's head off. Ok are they made of play-doh???

 

That scene was camp.

 

It was too funny.

 

 

 

 

but I took it with a grain of salt.

[H0RR0RSH0W]

I thought there was supposed to be an scene on unicorn island.