Sir, Thank you for your post and "yes", you are 100% correct that this entire thread is intended to be humorous. Full disclosure... 1) I have nothing personally against Chuck, Mile High, or anyone affiliated with MH. 2) A number of the books in my personal collection were purchased from MH (albeit these were added several years ago, when IMO the prices were a little closer to FMV). 3) I personally have not had any "bad experiences" with MH.  I have never personally had a