"Ask Greggy!"™ !!!!

[greggy]

Dear Greggy

 

Do you , in fact, own a dog and is it a pedigree?

No

[Subliminal]

Dear Greggy

 

Do you , in fact, own a dog and is it a pedigree?

No

 

[Dick Pontoon]

Greggy, last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam, and the night before I dreamt that I was a teepee! What should I do?

[Chespirito]

Greggy...Linda Carter in her prime or Meagan Fox now???

[Kathryn]

Dear Greggy,

 

How long do I have to be on the boards before I can ask you a question? Is now long enough?

[Subliminal]

Any newb can ask a question. The golden moment is when you get an actual answer from Him.

 

When you do I suggest you print screen and frame it

[greggy]

Greggy, last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam, and the night before I dreamt that I was a teepee! What should I do?

Go gamble in a casino.

[greggy]

Greggy...Linda Carter in her prime or Meagan Fox now???

Linda

[greggy]

Dear Greggy,

 

How long do I have to be on the boards before I can ask you a question? Is now long enough?

335 days

[Kathryn]

Dear Greggy,

 

How long do I have to be on the boards before I can ask you a question? Is now long enough?

335 days

 

 

(thumbs u

 

[goldust40]

Greggy, last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam, and the night before I dreamt that I was a teepee! What should I do?

 

You're clearly two tents.

 

(Joke doesn't work in print).

[DrWatson]

Joke doesn't work because you're British.

[Jaymole]

Hi Greggy

 

I'm a newbie to the forum and there is a lot for me to learn so I was wondering if you can help me on my first question to you:

 

After I press my restored books, is it okay to sell them on ebay overgraded without mentioning the restoration and have someone shill bid on them to drive the price up?

 

Thanks!!

[ThreeSeas]

Dear Greggy,

 

So you are the Greggy? My board quest has ended. You must be a happy person as it always seems you are smiling, maybe because you make a living in comics? I would smile too. I have almost been here a year now - I have already passed the 335 day mark so you can reply to me if you wish.

 

But now that I have found you I am not sure what to ask. Kind of like the dog that chases and finally catches the moving car, now that I caught you, what do I do?

[goldust40]

Joke doesn't work because you're British.

 

We invented crarp jokes, dammit.

[seanfingh]

Dear Greggy,

 

So you are the Greggy? My board quest has ended. You must be a happy person as it always seems you are smiling, maybe because you make a living in comics? I would smile too. I have almost been here a year now - I have already passed the 335 day mark so you can reply to me if you wish.

 

But now that I have found you I am not sure what to ask. Kind of like the dog that chases and finally catches the moving car, now that I caught you, what do I do?

 

He only supplements his income with comics. He bends people over for the Canadian revenue cabinet when he is not bending them over for UHG comics. As for what to do with him, more important is what not to do. Do not look him directly in the eye. That will be interpretted as an act of aggression. Do not attempt to take the last piece of the Rainbow Roll, and do not say yes if he asks if you want to play the "Strawberry Shortcake" game.

[NewEnglandGothic]

[DrWatson]

...and do not say yes if he asks if you want to play the "Strawberry Shortcake" game.

I hear it's smurf-tatstic.

[Fazybones]

Dear Greggy

 

Do you , in fact, own a dog and is it a pedigree?

No

 

 

 

Maybe a Tiger?

[AbsoluteCarnage]

Greggy,

 

Are Mcdonald's chicken mcnuggets more popular with sweet & sour sauce or barbecue ??