Just in case anyone here needs a comic collecting "system".... 9 9

[Mucheee1]

Step 1, buy my system. Step 3, make money …

[D84]

He reminds me of this guy...

[F For Fake]

On 4/25/2022 at 5:56 PM, Poekaymon said:

I'm still not sure whether or not this is satire.

If it’s satire, he’s going for the reaaaaal long con. Like Andy Kaufman level stuff. I…do not think this is the case.

[Shazbot]

I'm selling this same system for $998 but with mine you get a hyperlink to this board.

[ADAMANTIUM]

Does this mean that cosplayers are $1,000 hookers!?! 

[MAR1979]

Bear in mind largest single natural resource in the USA is stupidity, therefore my guess is there are least 100 folks who will pay up.  You know the same type of of person who pay $120 for a non-high grade raw book off eBay when when slabbed a CGC 9.6 sell for $40 less.

 

Edited April 27, 2022 by MAR1979

[KCOComics]

Well, I read the entire thing.

I feel like I just sat through a time share presentation. 

 

[Poekaymon]

On 4/25/2022 at 6:25 PM, F For Fake said:

If it’s satire, he’s going for the reaaaaal long con. Like Andy Kaufman level stuff. I…do not think this is the case.

I guess you're right--it's not funny enough to be satire.  I only glanced at it, but if it's intended to be legitimate, then it is the product of a deeply deranged mind.

Like, what do these even mean.  And why would your competitors wish that your superior tactics were sorcery?  That seems like it'd be even worse for them.

Bizarre random and solitary quote in the middle of the page.  Presumably a testimonial but I think it's safe to say no J. actually said that.  Especially not in all caps with 10 exclamation points at the end unless J. suffers from approximately the same debilitating ailment as this Dylan Schwartz.

Say what?  And maybe my favorite:

The Iphone guy.  Just in case you were wondering which Steve Jobs we were talking about.  

 

[unclezebo]

Is there a power point for destroying CGC?..........asking for a friend.........

[F For Fake]

On 4/25/2022 at 8:49 PM, Poekaymon said:

I guess you're right--it's not funny enough to be satire.  I only glanced at it, but if it's intended to be legitimate, then it is the product of a deeply deranged mind.

Like, what do these even mean.  And why would your competitors wish that your superior tactics were sorcery?  That seems like it'd be even worse for them.

Bizarre random and solitary quote in the middle of the page.  Presumably a testimonial but I think it's safe to say no J. actually said that.  Especially not in all caps with 10 exclamation points at the end unless J. suffers from approximately the same debilitating ailment as this Dylan Schwartz.

Say what?  And maybe my favorite:

The Iphone guy.  Just in case you were wondering which Steve Jobs we were talking about.  

 

You apparently need to dip into the Dylan case files. Those threads hold all of the answers you need.

[BlowUpTheMoon]

On 4/25/2022 at 8:31 PM, KCOComics said:

I feel like I just sat through a time share presentation. 

[Artboy99]

On 4/25/2022 at 12:20 PM, originalisbest said:

Dylan has one available. Only $997.

https://www.dylanuniversecomics.com/comic-book-resources/

is there an 8 minute long video of verbal diarrhea filled with testimonials and some long story where they found the technique for pressing when they visited a tribe of people in the deep forest of the Amazon? 

[Artboy99]

On 4/25/2022 at 2:15 PM, comicnoir said:

If I were him, I'd revisit those cosplay girls.

they were blow-up dolls that he "dressed"

[Poekaymon]

On 4/25/2022 at 9:16 PM, F For Fake said:

You apparently need to dip into the Dylan case files. Those threads hold all of the answers you need.

I'll pass.  

[adampasz]

On 4/25/2022 at 1:15 PM, comicnoir said:

If I were him, I'd revisit those cosplay girls.

They're not interested.

[JC25427N]

On 4/25/2022 at 9:16 PM, F For Fake said:

You apparently need to dip into the Dylan case files. Those threads hold all of the answers you need.

Where would one find these threads, asking for a friend 

edit: I reached out and grabbed some string, think I got a hold of one 

 

Edited April 26, 2022 by JC25427N

[Black Bat]

I don’t know the guy, but this feels like a big tell. 
 

[Domo Arigato]

::: cracks knuckles ::::

Now I just need to decide where to begin.....

 

[JC25427N]

Oh lord this rabbit hole is deep

I have found multiple 20-50 page threads on this forum alone, and a few from other forums

I also found this unrelated post from a dog forum that had me confused for a solid minute

https://www.bulldogbreeds.com/threads/dylans-cgc-test-pic-heavy.53643/

[Domo Arigato]

Taking a 3.0 book and calling it an 8.0 isn't really a hack......but whatever.