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Who would win in a battle Rick Jones or "Snapper" Carr?

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"Snapper" Carr is to the Justice League what the Wonder Twins were to the Super Friends.

 

Except he had no super powers.

 

But he did have a bow tie.

 

Next week's poll: lamest non-hero sidekick: "Snapper" Carr vs. Woozy Winks.

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Definitely Rick Jones. Must have learned something as Mar-Vel's meat puppet...

 

 

Next week's poll: lamest non-hero sidekick: "Snapper" Carr vs. Woozy Winks.

 

How 'bout Woozy Winks vs. Doiby Dickles? or Uncle Dudley? or (forgive me Joanna) Etta Candy?

 

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Pie-Face could clean "Snapper" Carr's clock in a heartbeat. While Snapper would try to enchant his "mascot" counterpart by snapping his fingers in a coquettish manner, Pie-Face would simply grab his chop-suey, force it down Snapper's throat and make him choke on it!

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The Prez could take on the winner?

 

Nah, as our Commander-In-Chief, the First Teen President has way too much dignity to participate in such a spectacle!

 

The correct answer to this particular 'Hoo'ed Win? is... Kirby's Jimmy Olsen

 

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with the rest of the Newsboy Legion easily taking on the light work of mopping up the Yancy Street Gang. Olsen's only downfall would be if Rick Jones somehow managed to restrain young James in the Weisinger Bowtie of Banality.

 

Unless...is Brother Power, the Geek eligible in this weight class? crazy.gifconfused.gif

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