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Pun time!!!

 

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He

acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it tuned out to

be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it

was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his

orders.

 

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6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum

Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

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11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking

into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the

other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep Off the Grass."

 

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16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his

grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet.."

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned

veteran.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!

 

 

I'm spent...