Ditch Fahrenheit

Seriously, he posted his internet dating profile?!?! Reminds me of the "Lowered Expectations" skit from MadTV. He didn't post the profile, but he posted his profile name and the dating site; this may be one of the reasons why the post was scrubbed.

Rage fest I've got it saved What's missing? I was wondering why there wasn't a hundred new posts here this morning. I saw it last night and commented, so did Pasta...both those and the original post from CAK were removed. It was basically an FU to the board. He had thoughts for Chris and Iceman...even encouraging Iceman to go look up his dating profile. He then made a reference to Iceman ejaculating on his keyboard.

It makes sense that the container is made from steel, so that you can create a magnetic field inside it. The expiry date on the can would be interesting, most likely related to when that field breaks down, something along the lines of 'Use before the stated date or you and anything within 50 miles will either be annihilated or exposed to a lethal dose of gamma radiation'. It really does sell itself. Also, the product could be marketed as Qward brand, best quality antimatter. The current packaging looks a bit too industrial for my taste. Interestingly, one teaspoon of antimatter interacting with one teaspoon of matter would have an explosive force equivalent to around 20 hydrogen bombs.* *Another Ditch Fun Fact

And the theme song is my favorite Genesis song with a porcupine reference. As I cuddled the porcupine He said I had none to blame, but me. Held my heart, deep in hair, Time to shave, shave it off, it off. No time for romantic escape, When your fluffy heart is ready for rape. No! Off we go...

Physicists at Cern are using a special magnetic flask at the European particle physics centre to produce and store atoms of antihydrogen, or antimatter. The Cern team plan to slowly turn off the magnetic field and see if the atoms fall up or down. If they go up, instead of down with gravity, they will have found new gravitational properties of antimatter and the entire theory of physics could be transformed. Theories suggest that antimatter can create an anti-gravitational field that repels anything around it, which could be used to propel aircraft without using hardly any fuel or in the type of space travel featured in Star Trek that allows ships to travel between the stars. [+]

I don't know...but I think we should ask him about his puppet references.

Maybe it was for himself. These things need a lot of containment. Off topic, but Glen's not fitting under that trashcan! We were all thinking it. Dagnabbit. Definitely. I almost shopped in a pic of Swick with a tape measure...but I'm too lazy today. We can't all build 400 Sq. Ft. firepits. You should see my 1000 sf pig iron smelter.

Maybe it was for himself. These things need a lot of containment. Off topic, but Glen's not fitting under that trashcan! We were all thinking it. Dagnabbit. Definitely. I almost shopped in a pic of Swick with a tape measure...but I'm too lazy today.

Just the tips.

Naw...just the eBay fools who can't seem to figure out the simplest tasks from their vantage point behind their mother's skirt.

Shipping was "Free" They open it the post office and it's going to cost you. After a month of waiting a few bucks for priority Mail is the least an anally retentive super duper shipper and seller who feels free to give advice to everyone else should have done for you. but he's got 102 positives on ebay.

Yes.

The only one of the above that I'm bummed about is Dominion (Syfy): Cancelled I was watching that religiously. It was sophomoric, but I'm a sucker for heavenly wars (like Supernatural). God jammed, the angels are confused and start warring among themselves, the demons gain power, humans are caught in the middle...that sorta stuff.

Cancelled/Reduced TV Show List Atlantis (BBC America): Cancelled; Season 2 episodes will air in 2015 Blood and Oil (ABC): Reduced to 10 episodes Copper (BBC America): Cancelled Da Vinci’s Demons (Starz): Cancelled Defiance (Syfy): Cancelled Dominion (Syfy): Cancelled Extant (CBS): Cancelled Forever (ABC): Cancelled Garfunkle and Oates (IFC): Cancelled Hannibal (NBC): Cancelled Happyish (Showtime): Cancelled Hindsight (VH-1): Cancelled Hot in Cleveland (TV Land): Cancelled past Season 6 Looking (HBO): Cancelled, but will air a finale special Married (FX): Cancelled Minority Report (Fox): Reduced to 10 episodes One Big Happy (NBC): Cancelled Resurrection (ABC): Cancelled Rookie Blue (ABC): Cancelled Sirens (USA): Cancelled The Comedians (FX): Cancelled The Following (FOX): Cancelled The McCarthys (CBS): Cancelled The Messengers (CW): Cancelled The Mindy Project (Fox): Moved to Hulu The Player (NBC): Cut to 9 episodes The Returned (A&E): Cancelled The Whispers (ABC): Cancelled Under the Dome (CBS): Cancelled; Season 3 Will Be Last Season Welcome to Sweden (NBC): Cancelled Witches of East End (Lifetime): Cancelled

Cancelled/Reduced/Renewed TV Show List (Master) 12 Monkeys (Syfy): Renewed for Season 2 2 Broke Girls (CBS): Renewed for Season 5 Adventure Time (Cartoon Network): Renewed for Season 8 Agent Carter (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC): Renewed for Season 3 Almost Royal (BBC America): Renewed for Season 2 American Crime (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 American Dad! (TBS): Renewed for Seasons 11 & 12 American Horror Story (FX): Renewed for Season 5 Aquarius (NBC): Renewed for Season 2 Archer (FX): Renewed for Season 7 Arrow (CW): Renewed for Season 4 Atlantis (BBC America): Cancelled; Season 2 episodes will air in 2015 Awkward (MTV): Renewed for 5th/final season Ballers (HBO): Renewed for Season 2 Banshee (Cinemax): Renewed for Season 4/final season Bates Motel (A&E): Renewed for Seasons 4 & 5 Beauty and the Beast (CW): Renewed for Season 4 ahead of Season 3’s May 21st premiere Being Mary Jane (BET): Renewed for Season 3 Better Call Saul (AMC): Renewed for Season 2 Black Sails (Starz): Renewed for Season 4 black-ish (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 Blindspot (NBC): Given full season order Blood and Oil (ABC): Reduced to 10 episodes Bloodline (Netflix): Renewed for Season 2 Blue Bloods (CBS): Renewed for Season 6 Bob’s Burgers (Fox): Renewed for Season 7 and 8 Bojack Horseman (Netflix): Renewed for Season 3 Bones (Fox): Renewed for Season 11 Broad City (Comedy Central): Renewed for Season 3 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox): Renewed for Season 3 Call The Midwife (PBS): Renewed for Season 5 Castle (ABC): Renewed for Season 8 Casual (Hulu): Renewed for Season 2 Chicago Fire (NBC): Renewed for Season 4 Chicago PD (NBC): Renewed for Season 3 Continuum (Syfy): Renewed for 4th/finale season Copper (BBC America): Cancelled Criminal Minds (CBS): Renewed for Season 11 CSI: Cyber (CBS): Renewed for Season 2 Da Vinci’s Demons (Starz): Cancelled Daredevil (Netflix): Renewed for Season 2 Dark Matter (Syfy): Renewed for Season 2 Defiance (Syfy): Cancelled Devious Maids (Lifetime): Renewed for Season 3 Difficult People (Hulu): Renewed for Season 2 Doctor Who (BBC America): Season 9 premieres in 2015 Documentary Now! (IFC): Renewed for Season 2 and 3 Dominion (Syfy): Cancelled Downton Abbey (PBS): Renewed for 6th/final season Drunk History (Comedy Central): Renewed for Season 3 Elementary (CBS): Renewed for Season 4 Episodes (Showtime): Renewed for Season 5 Extant (CBS): Cancelled Falling Skies (TNT): Renewed for 5th/finale season Fargo (FX): Season 2 debuts Fall of 2015 Forever (ABC): Cancelled Fortitude (Pivot): Renewed for Season 2 Fresh Off the Boat (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 From Dusk Till Dawn (EL REY): Renewed for Season 3 Galavant (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 Game of Thrones (HBO): Renewed for Season 6 Garfunkle and Oates (IFC): Cancelled Getting On (HBO): Renewed for 3rd/final season Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce (Bravo): Renewed for Season 2 Girls (HBO): Renewed for Season 5 Gotham (Fox): Renewed for Season 2 Graceland (USA): Renewed for Season 3 Grantchester (PBS): Renewed for Season 2 Grey’s Anatomy (ABC): Renewed for Season 12 Grimm (NBC): Renewed for Season 5 Halt and Catch Fire (AMC): Renewed for Season 3 Hannibal (NBC): Cancelled Happyish (Showtime): Cancelled Hawaii Five-0 (CBS): Renewed for Season 6 Hell on Wheels (AMC): Renewed for 5th/final season Hemlock Grove (Netflix): Renewed for 3rd/final season Hindsight (VH-1): Cancelled Homeland (Showtime): Renewed for Season 5 Hot in Cleveland (TV Land): Cancelled past Season 6 House of Cards (Netflix): Renewed for Season 4 House of Lies (Showtime): Renewed for Season 5 How to Get Away with Murder (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 Humans (AMC): Renewed for Season 2 Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central): Renewed for Season 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX): Renewed for Seasons 11 and 12 iZombie (CW): Renewed for Season 2 Jane the Virgin (CW): Renewed for Season 2 Killjoys (Syfy): Renewed for Season 2 Last Man Standing (ABC): Renewed for Season 5 Law & Order SVU (NBC): Renewed Season 17 Legends (TNT): Renewed for Season 2 Limitless (CBS): Given full season order Longmire (A&E): Renewed by Netflix for Season 4 Looking (HBO): Cancelled, but will air a finale special Luther (BBC America): Season 4 premieres late 2015 Madam Secretary (CBS): Renewed for Season 2 Major Crimes (TNT): Renewed for Season 4 Man Seeking Woman (FXX): Renewed for Season 2 Manhattan (WGN America): Renewed for Season 2 Maron (IFC): Renewed for Season 3 Married (FX): Cancelled Masters of Sex (Showtime): Renewed for Season 4 Mike and Molly (CBS): Renewed for Season 6 Minority Report (Fox): Reduced to 10 episodes Modern Family (ABC): Renewed for Season 7 Mozart in the Jungle (Amazon Prime): Renewed for Season 2 Mr. Robot (USA): Renewed for Season 2 Murder in the First (TNT): Renewed for Season 2 Narcos (Netflix): Renewed for Season 2 Nashville (ABC): Renewed for Season 4 NCIS (CBS): Renewed for Season 13 NCIS: LA (CBS): Renewed for Season 7 New Girl (Fox): Renewed for Season 5 Once Upon a Time (ABC): Renewed for Season 5 One Big Happy (NBC): Cancelled Orange is the New Black (Netflix): Renewed for Season 4 Orphan Black (BBC America): Renewed for Season 4 Outlander (Starz): Renewed for Season 2 Penny Dreadful (Showtime): Renewed for Season 3 Person of Interest (CBS): Renewed for Season 5 Playing House (USA): Renewed for Season 2 Portlandia (IFC): Renewed for Seasons 6 and 7 Power (Starz): Renewed for Season 3 Ray Donovan (Showtime): Renewed for Season 4 Rectify (Sundance): Renewed for Season 4 Regular Show (Cartoon Network): Renewed for Season 8 Reign (CW): Renewed for Season 3 Resurrection (ABC): Cancelled Rick and Morty (Adult Swim): Renewed for Season 3 Rizzoli & Isles (TNT): Renewed for Season 7 (13 episodes) Rookie Blue (ABC): Cancelled Royal Pains (USA): Renewed for Seasons 7 and 8 Salem (WGN America): Renewed for Season 3 Satisfaction (USA): Renewed for Season 2 Scandal (ABC): Renewed for Season 5 Scorpion (CBS): Renewed for Season 2 Scream (MTV): Renewed for Season 2 Secrets & Lies (ABC): Renewed for Season 2 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (FX): Renewed for Season 2 Shameless (Showtime): Renewed for Season 6 Sherlock (PBS): Renewed for Season 4, preceded by a special in late 2015 Silicon Valley (HBO): Renewed for Season 3 Sirens (USA): Cancelled Sleepy Hollow (Fox): Renewed for Season 3 South Park (Comedy Central): Renewed through 2019 Supernatural (CW): Renewed for Season 11 Survivor’s Remorse (Starz): Renewed for Season 2 Teen Wolf (MTV): Renewed for Season 6 The 100 (CW): Renewed for Season 3 The Affair (Showtime): Renewed for Season 2 The Americans (FX): Renewed for Season 4 The Big Bang Theory (CBS): Renewed for Seasons 9 and 10 The Blacklist (NBC): Renewed for Season 3 The Brink (HBO): Renewed for Season 2 The Carmichael Show (NBC): Renewed for Season 2 The Comedians (FX): Cancelled The Flash (CW): Renewed for Season 2 The Following (FOX): Cancelled The Game (BET): Renewed for 9th/final season The Goldbergs (ABC): Renewed for Season 3 The Good Wife (CBS): Renewed for Season 7 The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (IFC): Season 3 premieres in 2015 The Knick (Cinemax): Renewed for Season 2 The Last Ship (TNT): Renewed for Season 3 The League (FXX): Renewed for 7th/final season The Leftovers (HBO): Renewed for Season 2 The Librarians (TNT): Renewed for Season 2 The McCarthys (CBS): Cancelled The Messengers (CW): Cancelled The Middle (ABC): Renewed for Season 7 The Mindy Project (Fox): Moved to Hulu The Missing (Starz): Renewed for Season 2 The Mysteries of Laura (NBC): Renewed for Season 2 The Night Shift (NBC): Renewed for Season 3 The Odd Couple (CBS): Renewed for Season 2 The Originals (CW): Renewed for Season 3 The Player (NBC): Cut to 9 episodes The Returned (A&E): Cancelled The Returned (Sundance): Renewed for Season 2 The Royals (E!): Renewed for Season 2 The Simpsons (Fox): Renewed for Seasons 27 and 28 The Strain (FX): Renewed for Season 3 The Vampire Diaries (CW): Renewed for Season 7 The Walking Dead (AMC): Renewed for Season 6 The Whispers (ABC): Cancelled Togetherness (HBO): Renewed for Season 2 Top of the Lake (Sundance): Renewed for Season 2 by the BBC Transparent (Amazon Prime): Renewed for Season 2 True Detective (HBO): Season 2 premieres in June of 2015 Turn: Washington’s Spies (AMC): Renewed for Season 3 Tyrant (FX): Renewed for Season 3 Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Netflix): Renewed for Season 2 Undateable (NBC): Renewed for Season 3 Under the Dome (CBS): Cancelled; Season 3 Will Be Last Season UnReal (Lifetime): Renewed for Season 2 Veep (HBO): Renewed for Season 5 Vikings (History): Renewed for Season 4 Welcome to Sweden (NBC): Cancelled Witches of East End (Lifetime): Cancelled You’re the Worst (FXX): Renewed for Season 2 Young & Hungry (ABC Family): Renewed for Season 2 Younger (TV Land): Renewed for Season 2 Z Nation (Syfy): Renewed for Season 2 Zoo (CBS): Renewed for Season 2

I immediately thought of this after watching that video: Cool. That perspective is what draws you into his movies and makes you feel like you're part of it.

Super weird... NSFW - some nudity.

Any chance TWD's zombie horde will break through the fourth wall and eat the writers? So...what do you think? Note: If you don't know who "He" is, please watch the episode. I don't want to spoil it for you.