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List your favorite eBay marketing phrases that does nothing to help sell a comic

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Korvac Saga

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"This comic will make you smarter, better looking, a babe magnet,etc,.."

"I don't know anything about comics, but the non color breaking creases in this book could easily be pressed out by Matt Nelson and garner a CGC 9.6, which according to GPA would be worth over 3K!!"

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Mr. Zipper

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

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tabcom

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'bagged and boarded' is high on my list.

 

Dis-honorable mention awards for . . .

 

NO ONE ELSE SELLS BOOKS LIKE THIS WITHOUT A RESERVE!!!!! IT MUST BE SOLD!!!!!! HIS LOSS IS YOUR GAIN!!!!

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goldust40

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

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greggy

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit
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goldust40

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit

 

I think I kept it 'cause it made a nice coaster.

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greggy

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit

 

I think I kept it 'cause it made a nice coaster.

...which you sold for a nice profit.
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goldust40

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit

 

I think I kept it 'cause it made a nice coaster.

...which you sold for a nice profit.
Nah, I then used it as a hat.
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greggy

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit

 

I think I kept it 'cause it made a nice coaster.

...which you sold for a nice profit.
Nah, I then used it as a hat.
...which you used as an attraction at conventions to sell books at a profit.
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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit

 

I think I kept it 'cause it made a nice coaster.

...which you sold for a nice profit.
Nah, I then used it as a hat.
...which you used as an attraction at conventions to sell books at a profit.

 

Yep, and then I sold it on the marketplace in the Hat Forum for a huge mark-up.

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greggy

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In the old days of ebay, one irritating thing that sellers did (that you don't see that much any more) was the word L@@K!!! in their auction title.

 

A few others:-

 

"Freshly graded from CGC" Yeah, so?

 

"Bid early and bid often!!" Always a favourite, that one.

 

"VIVID!!" In other words, the art on the comic is visible. I suppose that helps.

 

 

You forgot the ubiquitous SAMCO **WOW!!**

 

**WOW!!** = common, low/mid grade silver with horrible pixelated scans.

 

The only WOW he delivers is the undisclosed color touch. :frustrated:

 

You're quite right, I'd forgotten, as my one and only experience with this seller was over 5 years ago. I think I sent back every comic I won from him (about 10 books) except for one.

....which you flipped for big profit

 

I think I kept it 'cause it made a nice coaster.

...which you sold for a nice profit.
Nah, I then used it as a hat.
...which you used as an attraction at conventions to sell books at a profit.

 

Yep, and then I sold it on the marketplace in the Hat Forum for a huge mark-up.

The proceeds were used to fund a collection purchase, which you sold at a huge profit.
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