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Off-topic. Bronze Bruce...will he return?

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I talk to Bruce at least a couple times a week, since he is one of my best customers for hermaphroditic porn... stooges.gif

 

 

 

 

Hmmmm...do you have a list???... 893whatthe.gif

 

List of the porn? Or list of the customers?

 

I'm just trying to figure out how creepy the question is... tongue.gif

Make sure you delete the records before the polic raid happens! devil.gif

 

Greggy, call this number: 604-738-3302

 

They can help you with your problems... smile.gif

 

WHERE'S YOUR "NEW" SIG LINE, DUCKFAN?!?!?!?!?!!? mad.gifmad.gifmad.gif

 

Lousy welcher! boo.gifboo.gifboo.gif

 

You never got back to me as to how many points I was getting!!!

 

If you had answered my PM, I would be singing Simien's praises right about now...

 

Worst part is I didn't even see the game 893frustrated.gif893frustrated.gif893frustrated.gif

 

You're such a liar! I gave you the spread, you dirty mother ducker! It's not my fault your pitiful team couldn't keep it within EIGHT. ooo.gifmad.gifooo.gifmad.gif

 

All you had to do was answer my PM saying eight points was fine and we would have been good to go... But you NEVER replied! mad.gif

 

Just because I offered 8 doesn't mean you took it. Heck, shadroch offered me a 35c variant on the Spurs-Nets series, but I didn't take the offer in time, so no 35c variant for me... frown.giffrown.gif

 

So how was the game anyway? I know the Ducks missed like 12 shots in a row at the beginning and made a brief comeback early in the 2nd, but that's it... Was the weakside defense for the Hacks any better than it's been so far this year? That's their real weakness...

 

I hate you. I'm never talking to you ever again.

EVER!!!!!!!

 

 

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rot in Greggy's bowels, coward! I HATE YOU!!!!!! A POX ON YOUR BOOKS!

XOXOXOXO,

 

Khaos

 

You had me at "hello" flowerred.gif

Shut up you dimwit. Which Div II team did the Ducks lose to this time? flamed.gif
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"Show me the money!!!".... grin.gif

 

I feel the need...

What if araich gave you a lap dance? smirk.gif

 

That depends... Is this a Houston lap dance? The kind that includes a free French lesson? blush.gif

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"Show me the money!!!".... grin.gif

 

I feel the need...

What if araich gave you a lap dance? smirk.gif

 

That depends... Is this a Houston lap dance? The kind that includes a free French lesson? blush.gif

Sure.....araich's easy! stooges.gif
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"Show me the money!!!".... grin.gif

 

I feel the need...

What if araich gave you a lap dance? smirk.gif

 

That depends... Is this a Houston lap dance? The kind that includes a free French lesson? blush.gif

 

You seem oddly versed in various lap dance criteria... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

BTW....You complete me.... insane.gif

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"Show me the money!!!".... grin.gif

 

I feel the need...

What if araich gave you a lap dance? smirk.gif

 

That depends... Is this a Houston lap dance? The kind that includes a free French lesson? blush.gif

Sure.....araich's easy! stooges.gif

 

Shhh...I'm trying to keep a low profile....take it to the PM... 893naughty-thumb.gif

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"Show me the money!!!".... grin.gif

 

I feel the need...

What if araich gave you a lap dance? smirk.gif

 

That depends... Is this a Houston lap dance? The kind that includes a free French lesson? blush.gif

Sure.....araich's easy! stooges.gif

 

Shhh...I'm trying to keep a low profile....take it to the PM... 893naughty-thumb.gif

But...this is free advertising. Think of all the comics that you can buy with your tips! 893applaud-thumb.gif
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You seem oddly versed in various lap dance criteria... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

Considering I have had five dancers work as employees in my store, how exactly is that odd?

 

I can give you the scoop on tip-out in most every major city... And I can tell you things you really, really, really don't want to know about dancers... I think only Hammer has as much personal experience with them among forumites as I do... sumo.gif

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You seem oddly versed in various lap dance criteria... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

Considering I have had five dancers work as employees in my store, how exactly is that odd?

 

I can give you the scoop on tip-out in most every major city... And I can tell you things you really, really, really don't want to know about dancers... I think only Hammer has as much personal experience with them among forumites as I do... sumo.gif

 

Is Goth Princess one of those five???... cloud9.gif

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