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CLOONEYTHON VI- RECAP ON PAGE 88 - BIG DISCOUNTS ON PGS 1 - 80

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Bio-Rupp

Bio-Rupp

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CLOONEYTHON VI: FREE

 

CONTEST PART DEUX

 

[font:Impact]FRAG UP SOME LYRICS: BON JOVI EDITION ! [/font]

 

If you lost to Detroit Mike in the last round, heres your chance to win another splotch of cool swag. Whoever frags up some Bon Jovi lyrics using the words and GRUNT in conjunction with related terminology... and wins the next vote-off, will take home more of the free sweet .

 

The object of the game is to HAVE FUN, snicker at what you have created, and make us all laugh at your ridiculous word-play :)

 

I figured I would start us off my taking the easiest target to make it a little harder on you bunch a lyric-fraggin' shatlovers... heres the Rupp's contribution.

 

:headbang::headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

 

 

Grunt through the fart, it burns lika flame

Darlin' you give a bad name

 

An starfish's smile is what you smell

You promise me some shaven then put me through hell

Veins of Snake got a hold on me

When pizzin's a prison you an u just can't pee

 

Oh! You're a loaded grunt, yeah

Oh! that weighs a TON!

No one can save me

The gruntage is done

 

Grunt through the fart, it burns lika flame

You give a bad name

(Bad name)

I play my fart and you play the same

You give a bad name

(Bad name)

Hey, you give a bad name

 

Paint some on your lips

Blood red on your fingertips

U make school boyz kream, your backSIDE aint shy

Your very first krap made those same school boyz cry

 

Whoa! You're buttz a loaded gun

Whoa! That sees the sun

No one can save me

cauz that stank is no fun!

 

Grunt through the fart, it burns lika flame

You give a bad name

(Bad name)

I play my farts and you play the SAINT

You give a bad name

(Bad name)

You give , oh!

 

Grunt through the fart, it burns lika flame

You give a bad name

(Bad name)

I play my fart and you play your SAINT

You give a bad name

(Bad name)

 

You give

You give shaaaaat

(Bad name)

You give

You give shaaaaat

(Bad name)

 

 

 

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Gruntin' On a

 

 

Once upon a

Not so long ago

 

Tommy used to on the docks

Union´s been on strike

He´s down on his grunt...it´s , so

Gina grunts the diner all day

Grunting for her man, she brings home her

For grunt - for grunt

She says we´ve got to hold on to what we´ve

it doesn´t make a difference

If we make it or grunt

We´ve got each grunt and that´s a

For grunt - we´ll give it a

 

Grooaaaan! It's half way there

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

Take my - we´ll make it - I grunt

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

 

Tommy got his six string in

Now he´s holding in what he used

To make it - so grunt, it´s grunt

Gina grunts of running away

When she shats in the night

Tommy grunts: Baby it´s okay, some-

We´ve got to hold on to what we´ve

it doesn´t make a difference

If we grunt it or not

We´ve got each grunt and that´s a

For grunt - we´ll give it a

 

Grooaaaan! It's half way there

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

Take my - we´ll make it - I grunt

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

 

 

Solo

 

Oooooooh

We´ve got to hold on grunt or not

You live for the when that´s all that you´ve got

 

Grooaaaan! It's half way there

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

Take my - we´ll make it - I grunt

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

 

Grooaaaan! It's half way there

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

Take my - we´ll make it - I grunt

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

 

 

Grooaaaan! It's half way there

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

Take my - we´ll make it - I grunt

Groaaaaan! Gruntin' on a

 

 

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