The Hulk to be 007?!

[goldust40]

 

this just in!!!!!!! Eric Bana is NOT the next 007!!!!

 

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/topnews.php?id=5812

 

Huzzah and hurrah and hossanas on high!!! Let there be Owen, who exudes just the right amount of cold sadistic menace that's right for the role.

 

Mind you, Bana was chilling in Chopper (anyone seen that?)

[rob_react]

NO HULK SHAKEN STIRRED! MUST BE SPYMAN! HULK SMASH CLIVE OWEN! HULK SMASH PRODUCERS! HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!

[goldust40]

NO HULK SHAKEN STIRRED! MUST BE SPYMAN! HULK SMASH CLIVE OWEN! HULK SMASH PRODUCERS! HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!

 

Owen could take the Hulk with but a glance and a withering aside. However......

 

OWEN IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!!!!!! OWEN SMASH EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[rob_react]

HULK SHUT EYES TO GLANCE AND NOT UNDERSTAND ASIDE ANYWAY! HULK NOT WITHER! HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH EVERYTHING IN BLIND PANIC AND HOPE CLIVE OWEN IN RUBBLE! HULK MUST BE SPYMAN!

[goldust40]

HULK SHUT EYES TO GLANCE AND NOT UNDERSTAND ASIDE ANYWAY! HULK NOT WITHER! HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH EVERYTHING IN BLIND PANIC AND HOPE CLIVE OWEN IN RUBBLE! HULK MUST BE SPYMAN!

 

OWEN NOT HURT IN RUBBLE BECAUSE OWEN IS GALACTUS!!!!! THE MERCILESS PLANET DESTROYER!!!!! OWEN EAT HULK FOR TEA WITH TOASTED MUFFINS!!!! HE SAYS FEH ON HULK AS SPYMAN!!!!

[goldust40]

Actually, Owen would dismissively ignore the rubble, dust down his immaculate dinner suit, forget about squabbling with the CGI enhanced monster and head back to HQ to meet up with M and Q for brandy and cigars, safe in the knowledge that he, and not some jumped up Aussie pretender, was Bond.

[rob_react]

HULK CONFUSED! GALACTUS GALACTUS! CLIVE OWEN NOT GALACTUS! HOW CLIVE OWEN GALACTUS AND SPYMAN TOO?!?! HULK GIVE UP ON SPYMAN! SPYMAN STUPID! LET STUPID CLIVE OWEN BE SPYMAN GALACTUS! HULK SMASH!

[goldust40]

HULK CONFUSED! GALACTUS GALACTUS! CLIVE OWEN NOT GALACTUS! HOW CLIVE OWEN GALACTUS AND SPYMAN TOO?!?! HULK GIVE UP ON SPYMAN! SPYMAN STUPID! LET STUPID CLIVE OWEN BE SPYMAN GALACTUS! HULK SMASH!

 

OWEN COULD BE GALACTUS IF HE WANTED TO BE!!!! NOT OWEN'S PROBLEM THAT HULK IS CONFUSED!!!! OWEN SMASH HULK AFTER HE HAS HAD HIS BRANDY AND CIGARS!!!!!!