I bought a Daredevil #168 at a chevron Gas station last week.

[Real Elijah Snow]

I'm thinking electronic cigarette and he's wearing a top hat and monocle. I feel honored to have received a small amount of his wise teachings, and will never buy a Daredevil #168 from a chevron again. You all have my word on that.

 

I imagine that guy clicking "Post" then leaning back in his chair, hands clasped behind his head, a smirk on his face. "Finally," he thinks to himself "someone's laid down the law. Congratulations, astrophysicist11, you said you were going to be more assertive on the internet in 2013, and gosh golly, you did it."

 

There may or may not be cigar involved. Hard to tell with such a small data set from which to extrapolate