In before the lock: My wife puts me on a "Comic Time-Out." 1 1

[kav]

Just now, oakman29 said:

You know it brother.

That's the hole card every husband has.

[kav]

"Shoes are as much a part of everyday fantasies as sex might be, though they are more Cinderella than erotic. That’s because buying shoes taps into our most primitive instincts akin to what our earliest ancestors felt; the hunt, the chase, the kill. By simply even thinking about shoe shopping, adrenaline starts to course through my body. By the time I’ve reached my favorite shoe store, my system has moved on to release dopamine, norepinephrine, oxytocin, and serotonin. "

[oakman29]

2 minutes ago, kav said:

That's the hole card every husband has.

Or you just give her a big O, and she's all yours.

[kav]

Just now, oakman29 said:

Or you just give her a big O, and she's all yours.

: O

[lizards2]

1 minute ago, kav said:

"Shoes are as much a part of everyday fantasies as sex might be, though they are more Cinderella than erotic. That’s because buying shoes taps into our most primitive instincts akin to what our earliest ancestors felt; the hunt, the chase, the kill. By simply even thinking about shoe shopping, adrenaline starts to course through my body. By the time I’ve reached my favorite shoe store, my system has moved on to release dopamine, norepinephrine, oxytocin, and serotonin. "

You forgot fantasies about Captain America's butt..., ?

[kav]

Just now, lizards2 said:

You forgot fantasies about Captain America's butt..., ?

That one's gonna stick with me for a while I suspect.  

[oakman29]

1 minute ago, lizards2 said:

You forgot fantasies about Captain America's butt..., ?

[kav]

Just now, oakman29 said:

: O

[kav]

Everyone knows Cap once took the identity of Nomad but few realize he was also once GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

[lizards2]

4 minutes ago, kav said:

5 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

You forgot fantasies about Captain America's butt..., ?

That one's gonna stick with me for a while I suspect.  

Edited March 24, 2017 by lizards2
Jesus christ I hate the new boards

[kav]

1 minute ago, lizards2 said:

 

 

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5 minutes ago, kav said:

6 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

You forgot fantasies about Captain America's butt..., ?

That one's gonna stick with me for a while I suspect.  

 

 

[lizards2]

6 minutes ago, kav said:

7 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

You forgot fantasies about Captain America's butt..., ?

That one's gonna stick with me for a while I suspect.  

[kav]

Just now, lizards2 said:

 

 

1 minute ago, lizards2 said:

 

 

[lizards2]

[kav]

[lizards2]

12

[kav]

: O

[lizards2]

Just now, kav said:

[lizards2]

2 minutes ago, lizards2 said:

 

 

[lizards2]

GDF :frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated::frustrated: FU boards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!