Buzzetta Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) Porg seeking adoption. 1 - Adoption processing fee is to be made through PayPal 2 - There are no returns on adoptions. Are you cruel? Are you inhuman? What kind of person are you? You cannot adopt a porg and then decide that you cannot care for it and return it. 3 - Normally I only ship porgs within the United States since the Feds banned the sale of porgs outside of America. However, the Feds aint gonna catch me. If you live outside of the United States, I can smuggle one out of the country for you. 4 - I do not ship porgs to people that are on the HOS List or Probation List, you bandits are no good and incapable of giving a porg a good home and raising it with values. 5 - Adoption processing fee is $7 + Shipping. (If you do not care about the porg's default shipping container (factory sealed box), I can definitely ship this via First Class since it will be under 1lb. Otherwise if you do care about the box we are in at over 1lb and it must go by priority. Edited May 25, 2020 by Buzzetta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzetta Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 Porg Remember if you don't care about the official box... then we omit that and I can get this to you via First Class shipping US Domestic as it will be under a pound. If you want it preserved in his box... then it is going to be priority. He is about 6" tall without the arms extended. He will hang from your car window. He comes with a warning sign that says Porg on Board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comics4All Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) @Buzzetta Great Caesar's Ghost, man! For the love of all that's holy: Why do you have a Porg! I thinking about paying you the $ to set it on fire & send me the video but that would be a waste of a match! Edited May 25, 2020 by Comics4All Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzetta Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, Comics4All said: @Buzzetta Great Caesar's Ghost, man! For the love of all that's holy: Why do you have a Porg! I thinking about paying you the $ to set it on fire & send me the video but that would be a waste of a match! Take it... give it a new home... set it free upon the wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comics4All Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, Buzzetta said: Take it... give it a new home... set it free upon the wild. Chewie had the right idea: grill & put hot sauce on 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzetta Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, Comics4All said: Chewie had the right idea: grill & put hot sauce on 'em! You are forever barred from adoption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...