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[kav]

[kav]

Snappy comebacks to 'wash your window today sir?'

-Sure. Have your people get in touch with my people.

-Clean your clock today?

-No the last time someone washed my window it just got dirty again.

-It's not a window it's a windshield

-I as about to ask you the same thing

-Don't call me sir I work for a living.

-How do you know it's my window? Maybe I'm borrowing this car.

-I'll let you wash my window if you give me a few bucks.

-Naw, with a clean window you can see better and I usually don't like what I see.

[kav]

why did ground control keep calling major Tom? he obviously wasn't answering.

[Galen130]

On 5/26/2022 at 11:29 AM, kav said:

why did ground control keep calling major Tom? he obviously wasn't answering.

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 11:52 AM, Cat said:

You should see her dance..

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 12:15 PM, kav said:

[kav]

On 5/26/2022 at 10:55 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

naw

[Galen130]

On 5/26/2022 at 11:55 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 12:21 PM, kav said:

Snappy comebacks to 'wash your window today sir?'

-Sure. Have your people get in touch with my people.

-Clean your clock today?

-No the last time someone washed my window it just got dirty again.

-It's not a window it's a windshield

-I as about to ask you the same thing

-Don't call me sir I work for a living.

-How do you know it's my window? Maybe I'm borrowing this car.

-I'll let you wash my window if you give me a few bucks.

-Naw, with a clean window you can see better and I usually don't like what I see.

- only if you lick them clean. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 12:56 PM, kav said:

On 5/26/2022 at 12:55 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

naw

Why? 

You like fishsticks in your mouth?

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

[Galen130]

On 5/26/2022 at 11:59 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Why? 

You like fishsticks in your mouth?

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 12:29 PM, kav said:

why did ground control keep calling major Tom? he obviously wasn't answering.

 

On 5/26/2022 at 12:31 PM, Galen130 said:

 

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 1:01 PM, Galen130 said:

 

[Galen130]

On 5/26/2022 at 12:03 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

dang

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/26/2022 at 1:14 PM, Galen130 said:

dang

On 5/26/2022 at 12:58 PM, Galen130 said:

 

[kav]

Rage against the machine never specified what machine they were furious with but it was most likely a printer.

[Galen130]

On 5/26/2022 at 3:41 PM, kav said:

Rage against the machine never specified what machine they were furious with but it was most likely a printer.

[kav]

On 5/26/2022 at 2:45 PM, Galen130 said:

[Galen130]

On 5/26/2022 at 3:47 PM, kav said:

Yup….I was constantly raging.