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Chunk Norris doesnt have to bathe tho-he tells odors "dont even think about it".

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He tells dirt and grime "get lost" and it leaps off his body-and his clothes.  doesnt have to brush either-he tells bacteria "dont even think about it".

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On 4/28/2022 at 10:50 PM, kav said:

man i knew one guy that was 500 pounds-unable to bathe.  the smell was incredible.  a sharp acrid odor that is simply indescribable.  when he entered a room everyone would migrate to the farthest corner-

Yep. Knew an old construction workers that lived in his truck. ( big alcoholic ) usually the cheapest beer he could get. Would pay his bills, just enough food to survive, the rest went straight to the beer. He would always wear two to three layers of clothes.  ( think Florida 100°+ summer days) 

It would literally make you physically ill to be downwind from him. 

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On 4/28/2022 at 10:52 PM, kav said:

Chunk Norris doesnt have to bathe tho-he tells odors "dont even think about it".

On 4/28/2022 at 10:54 PM, kav said:

He tells dirt and grime "get lost" and it leaps off his body-and his clothes.  doesnt have to brush either-he tells bacteria "dont even think about it".

On 4/28/2022 at 10:58 PM, kav said:

Chunk Norris cant have heart attacks-he does all the attackin'.

Probably smells like Upchuck. 

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On 4/28/2022 at 9:03 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Probably smells like Upchuck. 

youre not listening :makepoint:

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On 4/28/2022 at 9:11 PM, Galen130 said:

 

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when Chunk Norris moonwalks he does it on the actual moon.

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On 4/28/2022 at 9:14 PM, Galen130 said:

:wavingwhiteflag:

that what ppl do as soon as they see Chunk Norris.

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