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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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Galen130

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On 1/30/2022 at 7:50 AM, Comics4All said:

Patdown? We all know you go for the pee pee slapping!

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On 1/30/2022 at 9:15 AM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

Call it what you like, I call it a cheap night out. 

Hot tip: drop your wallet close to them so they have to pick it up. Slap them with your pee pee on the way down, and for a brisk thrill, on the way up.

That's another reason I don't usually get to see the concert. I'm in the back of the police car well before even the warm-up act's come on stage. 

 

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onlyweaknesskryptonite

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On 1/30/2022 at 10:15 AM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

Call it what you like, I call it a cheap night out. 

Hot tip: drop your wallet close to them so they have to pick it up. Slap them with your pee pee on the way down, and for a brisk thrill, on the way up.

That's another reason I don't usually get to see the concert. I'm in the back of the police car well before even the warm-up act's come on stage. 

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On 1/30/2022 at 2:13 PM, CHASEnBLUE said:

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So what did they do with his song? Pump it up full of drugs drop some EDM on it and completely confuse his original intent for the message.  

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On 1/30/2022 at 12:08 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

I had to get a colonoscopy done, and I chose to do it without general anaesthetic. This cute nurse came in mid-procedure, that was bad, then a few more people, and they were all discussing what they wanted for lunch while I was laying there with a massive tube up my arse. It was bad. :facepalm:

I told you to have a GA.

The nurse was actually the cleaner, and we had Chinese delivered.

It's all on tape anyway - and you did ask for the extra wide camera scope (shrug)

 

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On 1/30/2022 at 12:43 PM, kav said:

I hate how they inflate your butt and when ya leave you are emitting sonic blasts all down the hallway.

 

No, we don't. 

Don't make stuff up - this is actually part of my job (yes I sedate people who have tubes up their behind and down their throat - not at the same time!)

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On 1/30/2022 at 3:03 PM, Beige said:

I told you to have a GA.

The nurse was actually the cleaner, and we had Chinese delivered.

It's all on tape anyway - and you did ask for the extra wide camera scope (shrug)

 

you have a golden age a**??

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On 1/30/2022 at 3:06 PM, Beige said:

No, we don't. 

Don't make stuff up - this is actually part of my job (yes I sedate people who have tubes up their behind and down their throat - not at the same time!)

my colonoscopy they inflated my a** so they could see good and it became explosive later.  I swear I am not making this up.

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