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[Beige]

On 1/30/2022 at 12:37 PM, Buzzetta said:

I like when you go get surgery and they write, "Yes" on the area they are performing surgery on and "no" on the area they are not.

That does make me feel better each time you go under the knife. 

It's part of the legal requirement pre-surgery. Just like a written consent form, and forms of patient identification.

It's to stop the horror stories from yesteryear.

[kav]

[Buzzetta]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:25 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

 

I ummm have both in my library... 

I the remix gets more plays... 

Just checked... there are over 25,000 songs in my library.  I thought I had more to be honest... closer to 30,000.  I wonder if I lost anything... 

[D84]

On 1/30/2022 at 5:08 PM, kav said:

my colonoscopy they inflated my a** so they could see good and it became explosive later.  I swear I am not making this up.

I just turned 45 and my doctor wants me to get one.

Will there be enough pressure afterwards to give me lift-off?

[Beige]

On 1/31/2022 at 10:09 AM, kav said:

You can quote all you like.

I do dozens a week. Take your fleet - have explosive poos for a day, In you come, lube the camera up, and in she goes.

In 20 years I have NEVER met a GI surgeon who inflates the large bowel. The scopes do not have that function. They have a camera, light, and suction. They do not have any insufflation capability at all.

You must have gone to a very special place.

 

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:14 PM, Beige said:

You can quote all you like.

I do dozens a week. Take your fleet - have explosive poos for a day, In you come, lube the camera up, and in she goes.

In 20 years I have NEVER met a GI surgeon who inflates the large bowel. The scopes do not have that function. They have a camera, light, and suction. They do not have any insufflation capability at all.

You must have gone to a very special place.

 

I went to the largest health provider in california.  It happened.

[kav]

Pretty much every abstract I find describes the air inflation.  Not sure why its so unbelievable.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4258567/

Air insufflation and suction: Air infusion (Figure (Figure3F3F and G) and suction (Figure (Figure3H3H and I) are performed by using the air/water infusion valve and the suction valve buttons. The colon is an easily distensible mobile elastic tube which becomes long and tortuous when overinflated, enhancing the difficulty of the procedure. Hence, endoscopists must minimize air insufflation and suction frequently during the intubation period of the colonoscopy.

[Beige]

OK.

It did. I just made all this stuff up. I pretended to be a clinical specialist in Anaesthesia for the last 20 years. You know best Kav.

I'm not wasting time arguing about it. Peristalsis would expel any air in seconds, but lets not let 200 yrs of medicine argue with you.

You win.

Even sedated, you know more than me about my job.

Lets leave it there eh Kav?

 

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:11 PM, D84 said:

I just turned 45 and my doctor wants me to get one.

Will there be enough pressure afterwards to give me lift-off?

yes

[Beige]

On 1/31/2022 at 10:19 AM, kav said:

Pretty much every abstract I find describes the air inflation.  Not sure why its so unbelievable.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4258567/

Air insufflation and suction: Air infusion (Figure (Figure3F3F and G) and suction (Figure (Figure3H3H and I) are performed by using the air/water infusion valve and the suction valve buttons. The colon is an easily distensible mobile elastic tube which becomes long and tortuous when overinflated, enhancing the difficulty of the procedure. Hence, endoscopists must minimize air insufflation and suction frequently during the intubation period of the colonoscopy.

You just contradicted yourself.

I'm out, I have better things to do than argue with you.

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:19 PM, Beige said:

OK.

It did. I just made all this stuff up. I pretended to be a clinical specialist in Anaesthesia for the last 20 years. You know best Kav.

I'm not wasting time arguing about it. Peristalsis would expel any air in seconds, but lets not let 200 yrs of medicine argue with you.

You win.

Even sedated, you know more than me about my job.

Lets leave it there eh Kav?

 

Dont know what else to say besides I experienced it and every article or abstract on colonoscopies describes air inflation.  

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:21 PM, Beige said:

You just contradicted yourself.

I'm out, I have better things to do than argue with you.

minimize means they are inserting air.  you cannot minimize something you are not using.

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:21 PM, Beige said:

You just contradicted yourself.

I'm out, I have better things to do than argue with you.

Dont know why youre being so mean to me-the guy that gave you an OA page free and am not a liar.  Do you have to be right so bad you turn on someone who has always been nice to you?  Maybe there are different ways to do this procedure and what I experienced was one of those ways.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/30/2022 at 5:10 PM, Buzzetta said:

I ummm have both in my library... 

I the remix gets more plays... 

Just checked... there are over 25,000 songs in my library.  I thought I had more to be honest... closer to 30,000.  I wonder if I lost anything... 

Obviously me too. I too would agree the remix gets more plays. 

I had close to 50,000 but last I checked in YouTube it was down to 46k. Definitely lost some. At least my downloaded music is still at around 82,000. Although do need to go back through most of my folders and purge some. I know of a few times I couldn't remember if I had something or not and ended up with copies.  Same with the comics.. 

[Buzzetta]

Seriously? 

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/30/2022 at 6:11 PM, Buzzetta said:

Seriously? 

 

Evidently we are now arguing over arse balloons! 

[Buzzetta]

On 1/30/2022 at 7:21 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Evidently we are now arguing over arse balloons! 

I said it to one person and I will say it publicly.

There is no need to have debates about the exploration of anyone's anal cavity. 

[D84]

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 4:30 PM, D84 said:

oh god which type is it?  hopefully the smaller version.
 

[kav]

On 1/30/2022 at 4:30 PM, D84 said:

Is it gonna be hard to remove or