First time for everything

[Rickdogg]

My mailman placed one of my CGC packages up against one of the plants in the front porch and to my surprise...

 

The package just received a fresh turd the size of Manhattan which was smeared across the mailing label and Delivery Confirmation. To add to my horror, the turd was so fresh, it had juice running down the backside as well Two brawny towels had to be used to finish the job

 

I was going to take a digital picture for fun, but I was tooo grossed out

 

[DrDeath-migration]

[chrisfuccione]

So wha was inside the package? CHRIS

[ArAich]

I would have used Bounty....but thats just me....

[Bugaboo-migration]

That takes "POS Book" to a whole new level.

[hammer-migration]

"The mailman placed one of my packages up against one of the plants...and it received a fresh turd, the size of Manhattan which had smeared across the label...."

 

THAT'S the way the Comic-people are going to "deliver" the Coinees to the door of the "Happy Hunting Grounds"!!! Slathered in feces and flies!!!

[ArAich]

I'm a little confused... is this a good thing....or a bad thing....

[Bugaboo-migration]

The coinees are already talking about it up in the water cooler. It would seem that there have been too many loose lips and far too many hints dropped about it recently. They're probably trying to put together a counter attack......so the element of suprise may be out.

[DrDeath-migration]

F**k it, I say we ambush them know!

[Bugaboo-migration]

We're not organized and don't have enough soldiers gathered for a full frontal assault.

[DrDeath-migration]

[ArAich]

Actually ....I think it's there rear assault that we have to worry about....

[murph0]

So is this human or animal? Nice neighborhood btw

 

Brian

[Rickdogg]

"So is this human or animal?"

 

I am guessing that it was a crow's by looking at the size

[greggy]

[ELBRUJO]

Welcome is right, My mail lady say to me the other day that she leaves my packages next to my front door if they don't need to be signed for, I told her not to do this anymore because I came home once picked the book up and as I did the spinklers came on, now that would have ticked me off if I would have had a soaked book, the worst is when she bent one of my books in half and shoved it in my mail box, needless to say she will never do that again!!!!!

[Rickdogg]

"So wha was inside the package?"

 

Just a Transformers #80 CGC 9.4 White

[Rickdogg]

I would have used Bounty....but thats just me....

 

The quilted, quicker, picker upper!

[Bonds25]

LMAO! Which one of your neighbors took the dump on it?

[Rickdogg]