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1..2..3..4....

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me

Now I am a real sickie

Guess I'll have to break the news

That I got no mind to lose

All the girls are in love with me

I'm a teenage lobotomy

 

Slugs and snails are after me

DDT keeps me happy

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em

That I got no cerebellum

Gonna get my Ph.D.

I'm a teenage lobotomy

:headbang:

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1..2..3..4....

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me

Now I am a real sickie

Guess I'll have to break the news

That I got no mind to lose

All the girls are in love with me

I'm a teenage lobotomy

 

Slugs and snails are after me

DDT keeps me happy

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em

That I got no cerebellum

Gonna get my Ph.D.

I'm a teenage lobotomy

:headbang:

 

:applause:

 

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1..2..3..4....

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me

Now I am a real sickie

Guess I'll have to break the news

That I got no mind to lose

All the girls are in love with me

I'm a teenage lobotomy

 

Slugs and snails are after me

DDT keeps me happy

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em

That I got no cerebellum

Gonna get my Ph.D.

I'm a teenage lobotomy

:headbang:

 

I love the ramones. And they have been discussed in this thread before. Or did you know that????

 

Now I have to listen to Ramones Mania today. "I wanna Live" is a favorite from that album.

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Did not realize it had already been discussed, but always worth discussing again.

I have Loco Live and every track starts with "1...2...3...4..." so, I added that in ;)

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sadly, i've had that for a few years now and still haven't watched it, i need to be in the mood for music docs (i've had the doc on the band turbonegro even longer and i've yet to watch it either).

 

j

 

but i have seen the filth and the fury six or seven times now...

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another great doc. is New York Doll about the Dolls and in particular Arthur " Killer " Kane and his life after the dolls and the reunion in England in a few years ago --- I cried at the end , it moved me that much -- you can catch it sometimes on Sundance or IFC

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another great doc. is New York Doll about the Dolls and in particular Arthur " Killer " Kane and his life after the dolls and the reunion in England in a few years ago --- I cried at the end , it moved me that much -- you can catch it sometimes on Sundance or IFC

 

saw that one as well. it is a sad end to someone who turned their life around.

 

j

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sadly, i've had that for a few years now and still haven't watched it, i need to be in the mood for music docs (i've had the doc on the band turbonegro even longer and i've yet to watch it either).

 

j

 

but i have seen the filth and the fury six or seven times now...

 

Filth & the Fury is a great doc - I've got it on DVD as well. (thumbs u

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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

 

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

 

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

 

 

 

-slym

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

 

 

 

-slym

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