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[User 01001010]

[User 01001010]

nothing is happening.

 

boredom setting in.

 

need more irreverent posts from others to keep attention in correct area.

 

 

[Mr.Diggler]

nothing is happening.

 

boredom setting in.

 

need more irreverent posts from others to keep attention in correct area.

 

[User 01001010]

nothing is happening.

 

boredom setting in.

 

need more irreverent posts from others to keep attention in correct area.

 

 

diggler!

[User 01001010]

The 7-11 Test:

 

Back when i was a teenager, a mentor (no bad touch mentor) taught me the most important lesson of my life that until I met my wife I used every time the situation arose (run on sentence yes, but dammit this is my story, i can use bad grammar).

 

He taught me how to utilize the best weapon a man can have in fighting off regret and nausea when he went a clubbin'.

 

It was a simple test, The 7-11 test.

 

Night clubs are dark, dank caverns. When one picks up a specimen of the fairer sex, ahem, the dark can hide the "hideous and ugly". This wise man spoke of taking the (un)lucky girl to the nearest convience store to confirm if they meet your low standards.

 

I used this test to it's fullest extent and only once did I leave one behind with no way home, told her i needed to go to the bathroom and i then ran for my car, driving away. (the 7-11 was only a few blocks away from the club).

 

Yes she was that bad.

 

anyone else ever use this test?

 

j

 

 

[Mr.Diggler]

[Boozad]

[Mr.Diggler]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Mr.Diggler]

It was probably late and he was probably shot down by multiple girls.

[Boozad]

It was probably late and he was probably shot down by multiple girls.

That's no excuse and you know it.

[User 01001010]

It was probably late and he was probably shot down by multiple girls.

That's no excuse and you know it.

 

dammit, i have to wait until i get home to see the pic.

 

j

[Mr.Diggler]

It was probably late and he was probably shot down by multiple girls.

That's no excuse and you know it.

When the night starts we tend to shoot for the best. Whether or not you end up.........aww hell, wtf was he thinking.

[dover]

I have kleptomania,

but when it gets bad,

I take something for it.

 

 

 

 

 

[dover]

headline: "Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"

 

 

[dover]

"Reality is only an illusion

that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. "

 

[slym2none]

 

That's a prime example of your male buddies NOT having your best interests at heart.

 

 

 

 

-slym (loves the beer-in-the-back-pocket maneuver that guy is using)

Edited August 17, 2009 by slym2none

[Mr.Diggler]

I have Chlamydia,

but when burn and itch gets bad,

I take something for it.

 

 

 

 

[Boozad]

I have Chlamydia

 

Sounds so Welsh doesn't it...

[Mike Bray]

I now have the 289`th most posts on the boards :acclaim: let the party begin -- whoo hoo

[Boozad]

Where'd you find that out?!