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chunkybutt

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I got home last night to 3 boxes at my door step, one from UPS, one from Fedex and one from USPS.

Got my beautiful 9.2 Steranko X-Men 50 and some golden age timely!!!! also a part for my wives car.

One box left to come, should be here today, another CGC graded Steranko to be signed in a couple weeks!

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Radj4ck

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In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However,

instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express

the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those

teachings:

Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside

her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' '

'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is

unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate

it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it

under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,

'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to

declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,

to date, unused..........on a woman!'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

 

I was saying that because I am catholic it is okay for me to poke fun at a priest, but I am sure that comment will still offend someone.

 

Good Morning

 

 

I'm not catholic but I can still say... :signfunny:

 

(I'm going to hell anyway, might as well enjoy the ride hehe)

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I lost my job like two weeks ago so I can honestly say that I would prefer to be in a mind-numbing workplace than at home without anything to do.

 

Basically because I need the money xD

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