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The hunter and the dentist

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.

I have two buddies sitting out in my truck waiting for us to go turkey

hunting, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for you to

num the gums. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have

only 45 minutes to get to where the turkeys are gobbling. I don't have

time to wait forthe anesthetic to work!'

 

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave

man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the

pain."

 

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

 

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him.”

 

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