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[Darkmind]

I almost said

"Don't do it! Run, she will make you sell your books in 5yrs!"

But I thought "Congratulations" was more appropriate.

 

 

maybe but then I'd make her sell her collection of Secretariat stuff, which more then likely can not be replaced .

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[Darkmind]

Very Cool!

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[chunkybutt]

Good Morning

[Jeffro.]

Good morning chunkybutt

[Jeffro.]

Where else can I say that without getting a kick to the groin.

[Darkmind]

Good Afternoon yall.

[chunkybutt]

Yo!

[Darkmind]

I hate having to go into work early.

[chunkybutt]

I hate having to go to work.

Wait no I don't, I sit here on the boards all day spending money I do not have and reading about nerds' problems interacting and doing business with each other.........I love going into work!

[dover]

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

 

GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

 

RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board...Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

 

GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

 

RANCHER: "That would be me."

[Darkmind]

Ha Ha, I remember that one, oldie but goodie.

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