All I want for Christmas is......

Dear Santa,

It?s been awhile since I wrote you a letter, in fact this is my first one so I am hoping you might think that you never got me anything for Christmas as an oversight and not because I was Bar Mitzvah?d at 13. I did meet you once when I was a child at a Macy?s and I was able to pick a present for myself of the shelf. It was a prison cart based off of the movie ?Planet of the Apes?. I loved that toy for a full two weeks before losing pieces of it and then forgetting it altogether in the backyard before a snowstorm. It was like Christmas all over again when the spring thaw arrived, but truth be told I think my parents paid for it.

I love how you take the time out of your busy schedule to visit, malls, hospitals, and even street corners. Of course I see you outside Wal-mart more than any other place. It is amazing how I can drive by one store and then see you a half an hour later outside a Target. It is so nice you do not discriminate. I guess things are difficult even for you with the economical crisis. I see you act more and more over the years. My favorite is the old black and white vintage ?Miracle on the 34th St.?, that one is so much better then the remake, I must say you age extremely well. Then there are the commercials you do, my favorite one is when the M&M?s finally realize you do exist.

I was hoping you could check out my registry and take note of all the New Mutants I still need in a 9.8 with white pages. I am not expecting you to get me any of them but if you could at least have someone notify me where I could get them then that would be enough. Thank you Santa, and have a Merry Christmas and a safe New Year.

Thanks for Reading

Tnerb