Who hasn't?

So I got pissed at getting sniped today (and other days) and so decided to write a song to alleviate and extrapolate the feelings. Not to say I'm not a sniper...I'll snipe the sh*t outta you. But it goes both ways. Here's my song. I would love Kirby Krackle to supply the melody.

RIP: Herb Trimpe

The Snipe Song

I bid, you sniped,

I'll get no sleep tonight...

That 9.8 I watched all day,

When I close my eyes it won't go away.

You're just another black hat thief,

Filling me with bidding grief.

I wish "my eBay" was my own,

That all you snipers don't call home.

Don't you know how long I've looked?

To you it's just another comic book.

Last time I read it I was 8,

Who are you to dis my fate?

Chorus:

To all of you sniping fools,

Splashing late into the pool,

Destroying all our comic hopes,

Our collections are on the ropes.

When the book arrives, you sniping hack,

I hope the case has a massive crack.

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