Forget the nonsense of the k-pop dj's... 

Bring this guy in from Spain to DJ NYCC

For anyone that wants a laugh

I was using OpenTable to find a place tonight... 

It's amusing when you are supposed to go out to dinner in Long Beach, Long Island but accidentally plan to go to dinner in Long Beach, California thanks to a mixup when doing the search for a new place.  That mixup because you kind of left finding a place until about a half hour before going out because a certain person whose name rhymes with "Muh Settah" was beeeee esssssssing on a comic book message board all day.  . (Going to repost this in my journal in case this thread ever gets yanked.)

Test

What's going on in here?

Gather round kids... It's storytime with Uncle Buzzetta Bay Baaaaaaay !

On 10/29/2021 at 10:27 PM, kav said:

He was flirting with me as batgirlwholaughs.  Told me it was him later.  Reminded me of friend at work who sent me an anonymous work email saying they had a crsuh on me and to post a note in the breakroom.
******* weird.
That dude later got drunk and puked in my kitchen, banged his best friend's Gf in my bathroom, and started a screaming match with her outside at 3 AM.  Next day at work told him never talk to me agan.

On 10/29/2021 at 10:29 PM, Comics4All said:

Sounds like a normal Tuesday night in Florida! 

@onlyweaknesskryptonite

On 10/29/2021 at 10:40 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

That's just a good warm up. 

1. The police were not involved.  

2. No mention of drugs.  in Florida there are almost always drugs..

3. He banged his BF's Girlfriend not his Girlfriend's Mom.. So again probably not Florida.. 

4. Usually there is also VOP and other charges pending... 

Time for a good one... so this was like twenty years ago.

There was this guy in town who owned six homes on one block and would rent most of them out but then use one as a party house.  The owner of these six homes was later charged with many drug related crimes and got himself in a jam when after being abusive to his wife, a friend of mine, he later threatened the kids.  She called the Nassau County PD and they found an over abundance of firearms in the home behind a wall, somehow all registered, and that he had been lending his vehicles out to drug dealers.  

So in one of the homes there was a party.  One of the guys decided to engage in, ahem, relations with his girlfriend but asked his best friend to join them once they started doing whatever drugs they were doing.  The one guy who initiated it wakes up from his drug haze and thought his best friend was taking advantage of his girlfriend.  He pulls a gun and shoots the guy.  Then the dog.  Why? Dunno.

The police found him walking down the street in his underwear. 

So what happens?  He wants to trade off some knowledge for some goodwill from the DA.  He then in turn lets them know about a dead body that had been buried in the woods.   It turns out that his girlfriend's mother poisoned her own boyfriend, and asked the daughter and this guy, the daughter's boyfriend to help get rid of the body. 

What is the moral of the story?
Remember that there are a lot of New Yorkers that eventually retire or move to Florida.

Wait until we are all down there. 

On 10/29/2021 at 11:04 PM, Buzzetta said:

Gather round kids... It's storytime with Uncle Buzzetta Bay Baaaaaaay !

 

 

Time for a good one... so this was like twenty years ago.

There was this guy in town who owned six homes on one block and would rent most of them out but then use one as a party house.  The owner of these six homes was later charged with many drug related crimes and got himself in a jam when after being abusive to his wife, a friend of mine, he later threatened the kids.  She called the Nassau County PD and they found an over abundance of firearms in the home behind a wall, somehow all registered, and that he had been lending his vehicles out to drug dealers.  

So in one of the homes there was a party.  One of the guys decided to engage in, ahem, relations with his girlfriend but asked his best friend to join them once they started doing whatever drugs they were doing.  The one guy who initiated it wakes up from his drug haze and thought his best friend was taking advantage of his girlfriend.  He pulls a gun and shoots the guy.  Then the dog.  Why? Dunno.

The police found him walking down the street in his underwear. 

So what happens?  He wants to trade off some knowledge for some goodwill from the DA.  He then in turn lets them know about a dead body that had been buried in the woods.   It turns out that his girlfriend's mother poisoned her own boyfriend, and asked the daughter and this guy, the daughter's boyfriend to help get rid of the body. 

What is the moral of the story?
Remember that there are a lot of New Yorkers that eventually retire or move to Florida.

Wait until we are all down there. 

 

Billy predicted all those years ago:

My hometown is always in the news ... it's ridiculous  

Meanwhile... new Fonki Cheff hip hop DJ session dropped... 

Oh lordy

This journal has everything! Great stories, funny videos, it doesn’t get any better!

Surprisingly this song still kind of holds up. 

Also... 

On 11/1/2021 at 5:29 PM, Buzzetta said:

Also... 

   

 

I see Boba’s scars healed up. Maybe the spider droid had something to do with that. 

On 11/1/2021 at 8:05 PM, Brandon Shepherd said:

I see Boba’s scars healed up. Maybe the spider droid had something to do with that. 

Excellent pickup!  I did not notice that. 

Looking back, one of my favorite parts of NYCC was the guy dressed like, "Blade" that had a hidden speaker somewhere on his costume.

He would walk the aisles in a menacing fashion while, "Wu Tang" was playing from outta nowhere like he had his own entrance music.  It was pretty cool. 

I forget if @jaybuck43 was with me or @PeteFromPetesBasement when we saw that. 

@Buzzetta - I have video of him which I included in (shameless plug in 3..2..1..) our Pete's Basement video tour. I don't think I was with you though at the time. I think it was just myself and Cris. 

In a zoom meeting for the next couple of hours... 

They gave us a link to a Tiny URL

Now I have this stuck in my head... 

Found myself driving beside two former time machines today.

Collector's items.

@Satanic Mechanic

I am going to see if I can land an exclusive with Stu under his current screen name.   

Let's also see if he can treat these questions seriously.  If a serious answer cannot be provided please put, "Decline to publicly answer this or something."

1 - This latest name definitely shows some inspiration and thought.  What is your process in creating new shill accounts?  What goes into a name? 

2 - The danger of running a cycle of shill accounts is that there are obvious limitations and the threat of someone turning the switch off is ever present.  For instance, have you ever wandered into the for sale areas and wanted to purchase something but realized that it would be near impossible to complete a deal?  What are limitations or things you have missed out on by cycling through shills over the years? 

3 - What name did you use that you are kind of remorseful to have taken and burned?  

4 - From your perception, what led to the banishment to begin with? 

5 - What is something about Stu that you wish everyone knew but they have not gotten a chance to know.

He never answered my interview questions.