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for his role

woody harrellson should get an oscar

zombieland

such a great movie (only need 7 more posts for 2700)

and we pretty much were strip searched to make sure we didn't have any "recording devices"

the showing of the movie wasn't until 7.30

Since me and the wife were lucky enough to get passes to one of the two pre-screens of the movie in our area (for free!) i'll give a brief breakdown Spoiler Free! 5 out of 5 stars! omfg it is the greatest zomcom ever!!!!!!!!!!! the basis is a group of 4 survive in a post apocalyptic midwest on a journey from gas n' gulp in texas to hollywood. woody harrellson plays tallahassee, a loner with a secret inside as to why he is so angry. jesse eisenberg plays micheal cera playing columbus, a twentysomething virgin who is a younger woody allen in a zombie movie. emma stone plays witchita, a do anything to protect her little sister played by abigail breslin who is little rock. funnier than shaun of the dead, the biggest thing about the movie is twofold, harrellson's character is the direct opposite of eisenberg and how they form almost a father/son relationship (a really f'd up one, but one none the less) and a huge cameo by a well known hollywood a-lister that, his 20 minutes in the movie are some of the funniest scenes you will ever see....ever. even this actor's funniest movies don't come close to the 20 minutes of pure gold in this movie. i really don't want to give away anymore than that because it most certainly is well worth taking less than an hour and a half out of your life to see this when it comes out next friday. all the scenes in the trailers are in the movie, plus the soundtrack includes the black keys, van halen, the racanteurs and the mighty metallica.

pron is geekspeak for porn

So, J pulled off being an indian movie hero? sadly i now work at a 7-11 selling pron and slurpees to overweight construction workers

editor! you are suppost to proof read!

time for zombieland!!!!!! w00T!

one minute

i guess you had to be there and know they guy to get the joke about it.

out in 3 minutes...

i guess everyone else is actually working

and i still can't keep myself entertained

i am simultaniously posting on two boards.

i am bored

i did reach my pinnicle in pransterisms a few years ago. this guy i worked with, we'll call him jon (since that is his real name) split from his wife. she took everything but $300, without a car and needing to get to work, jon bought a scooter (not one of those vespa types, but the really small ones). jon was not a small man, he probably pushed 275 and was 6'. so i decided to take his mind off of life, i'd do something for him. he was just moved to night deliveries so... before i left one day, i put his scooter on a wood pallet, tied it down with vinyl bands, shrinkwrapped it, double boxed it and slapped a shipping label with his address on it. two days later he rode in on his scooter, very pissed off. the trucking company delivered his scooter to his apartment two days after he reported the scooter stolen and making his brother come and pick him up from work.. i being the smart man i am, bought a sympathy card and had everyone in the building sign it. he never did find out who did it.... mean? kind of, he got the joke when we threw him a party after he got promoted the day after he got his scooter back (i knew about the promotion so i knew that would negate everything)

luckily, i am not sleeping right now. i don't trust the people i work with, who knows what they may try. sharpies+ duct tape+disgruntled co-workers= loss of eyebrows and dicksdrawnononesface as they sleep

i woke up with my dogs in my face, that is not pleasant

it is 3.03pm est, it is not where you are

no dice! still!

not quite, it is kind of in the animal kingdom, but more intelligent than a groundhog but less intelligent than a monkey