true story:
the events below occurred at 12.15pm est
my and my coworker lee leave work to go smoke like we always have to because we work at a non smoking company. we get to the pull off down the street. there is this girl parked all weird and stuff in the parking area.
i get out of my car (my car is a non smoking car) and she starts apologizing to me and lee.
i parked weird because there is something dead in the bushes and i didn't want to park next to it.
i start thinking, dead hmm? how did danny bonaduche's career die on the side of the road in harrisburg.
i walk over and see that it is a headless groundhog.
i tell her, it's a groundhog, it won't hurt you now.
and in a serious tone, she responds "that's good to know, it was scaring me"
i turn to her and say, it scares me that you are scared that a dead animal was going to attack you.
true story. why are pretty ones that dumb?