I wouldnt touch it with lubricated medical gloves.
DRX
I wouldnt touch the pole.....
I've always wondered why someone would have a ten foot pole?
Dude. It drives the ladies wild.
WHAT!!! What kinda' ladies are we talking about here?!? ... Like these?
Actually yes, Daryl Hannah was one of them.
She's cool and all but, seriously man, I can't stand her morning breath, it's worse than Angelina Jolie's, and believe me, Angelina's is horrible at 5 in the morning or so. They can however, give one very awesome and relaxing massage