Proverbs22_2

Just catchin' up...

"Since when do you know so much about dinosaurs?" asks Pluto.

"I'm Earth. They're my creatures." Everyone gives him a look. "The internet."

-Joe

I thought this was a better 2000th post than my original idea which was to tell Pov that I hadn't seen the film and therefore didn't understand his reference.

 

Well Ash, our hero, has found himself split in two, one good and one bad, buy evil deviltry. He is talking to himself and the bad Ash is tormenting the good Ash. Good Ash hefts his shotgun and says "Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun." He then proceeds to shoot himself (his bad self).

 

And there you have it!

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE SEEN "ARMY OF DARKNESS"!?!?

GOD! Joanna, you are just as bad as the Trustees at The Academy of Motion-picture Arts and Sciences...evidently they missed it too, else Bruce Campbell would have himself a nice, shiney, Oscar by now...

-Joe

"Not yet. Let's add to the dramatic tension by allowing them to almost escape..."

Beautiful! Thanks for making me immortal, BTW...

-Joe

As I have said to many many women over the years, Joanna, feel free to use me, as long as there are no strings attached...

-Joe

Man! It gets better and better! Joanna's fiction writing prowess equals, nay, exceeds even Chuck!

 

Chris

 

GREAT IDEA!!!

 

{Ziiiiiiiiiiiip!}

 

 

-Joe

 

Here's something to fantasize about while I work on the next section:

 

Ugh! Linda Carter has NOT aged well...

-Joe

This thread is hilarious! BRAVO, Joanna! I can't recall when I've ever had this much fun with my clothes on...

 

 

Glad you're enjoying it! And feel free to read it in the nude.

 

-- Joanna

GREAT IDEA!!!

{Ziiiiiiiiiiiip!}

-Joe

This thread is hilarious! BRAVO, Joanna! I can't recall when I've ever had this much fun with my clothes on...