Clark Khaos-migration

Did you get your learn on?

It's in progress!

And when did Greggy start using words? I thought he was creepy before, but now... ::shudder::

Hi Greggy. Miss me?

Yes

 

Did you miss me, Human Sprain?

No

Yes you did!

Hi Greggy. Miss me?

Yes

Did you miss me, Human Sprain?

(That's not Joanna. It's a Skrull.)

Time for a bump on this.

 

For folks not aorund when this epic was created - the real meat starts with Joanna's posts as she just keeps adding to the story.

I think the real meat starts with the first post, Dusty Crusterson!

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WTF?? Related to what?

Yikes... looks like Diamond (and various comic shops) are exploring some "alternative" revenue streams. That can't be good.

Looking better by the minute.....thank God! (insert worship Greamlin here)

 

 

Andy

 

Larger (non-scrolling) quote boxes! :applause:

 

"Yeah. That's a bug... Once we track the bug down it'll be fixed."

Now, if only a hero would rise up and mount an all-out shill assault on the coinees and their precious upstairs real estate...

I nominate deathlok.

 

Don't they teach you kids history in your fancy four-color colleges any more??

He doesn't have to be victorious.

Think of my nomination as a Nirvana influence. Here we are now...entertain us.

I pine for Helga...

Now, if only a hero would rise up and mount an all-out shill assault on the coinees and their precious upstairs real estate...

I nominate deathlok.

Don't they teach you kids history in your fancy four-color colleges any more??

us who can communicate with the outside world

 

An oxymoron if I ever saw one.

What'd you call me??

The water cooler. Unfortunately you've lost your privileges to post there. Therefore you don't have a place to post them. So don't.

 

 

What do you have to do to lose posting privileges in the Water Cooler?

 

Disagree with the coinees. Kevin is a coinee and backs them up.

It's for the best. I hear that it's total anarchy up there with coinees wearing the pelts and drinking the pureed brains of vanquished comic collectors who made the mistake of wandering up there.

Suffice it to say that the coinees up there are kept quite warm but are dying of thirst.

One of the things that's slightly confusing me is all this talk of having to 'go to the Water Cooler' and discussing issues with 'strangers'?

 

Are we talking a journey of many miles here?

 

Or perhaps merely having to change computers?

 

Or maybe even simply logging out, going to another site and logging in there?

 

Nah, none of that...all we have to do is click a button...as simple as going from one page of this thread to the next.

 

And this is a problem because...?

 

just being around TJ and Thing

 

Just 'cause McDonald's employs cretins doesn't stop folk going there...

 

true, but the McEmployees usually don't barge in with stupid or ignorant comments and derail every meal into a giant :headdesk: event.

Okay, okay! We get it! The comic collectors here are being victimized by the savage brutality of TJ and The Thing. Can you all stop crying about it now? It's a little embarassing to those of us who can communicate with the outside world and are associated with you by our presence here.

Now, if only a hero would rise up and mount an all-out shill assault on the coinees and their precious upstairs real estate...

One of the things that's slightly confusing me is all this talk of having to 'go to the Water Cooler' and discussing issues with 'strangers'?

 

Are we talking a journey of many miles here?

 

Or perhaps merely having to change computers?

 

Or maybe even simply logging out, going to another site and logging in there?

 

Nah, none of that...all we have to do is click a button...as simple as going from one page of this thread to the next.

 

And this is a problem because...?

 

just being around TJ and Thing

Yeah, and I can't think of two people that I don't like down here.

People like to complain. Consider tth2: I don't know that I've ever seen ANYONE jump in on the tail end of more arguments only to later turn around and bemoan the existence of said arguments than that little fella. Why, I think he did it thirty or forty times this weekend alone.

And I have a feeling another such person will make an appearance in this thread before it is all said and done...

Damn straight bub!

You know who's responsible for the deterioration of this thread.

 

Yes. The person who started it. The same person who is now trying to be nice.

Awww, Nicefires.

Oh and if I had a better scanner...

 

Wouldn't you think I would have better pics to show? Hmmm?

Maybe you should just get better books?

What are you boobs doing? And by boobs, I mean that walking pair of boobs named DeeDee.

weak

Wait, there's two of her?

...There's a Greggy joke in here somewhere, I just smell it.

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stalker

Icefires

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moss

randy

travis

barker

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Windows

mac

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paratrooper

stalker

Icefires

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I'm number 4 in the world!!!

 

 

They're ranking douchebags now?

 

why sonny, they've been ranking douchebags since aught-aught, starting with the first "web's biggest person_who_is_obnoxiously_self-impressed extravaganza" that was put on by a collection of sites celebrating the birth of the new millenium, featuring prizes sponsored by Flooz®, of course this was all before people began realising that the new millenium din't actually start until aught-one, but you could tell folks about this fact and they wouldn't listen, what with their fancy tee shirts and party hats with the glitter and the -script-style writing what read "Dawn of the New Millenium" and things of that nature

Well, eat my corns and call me Tasty! This here intervision superhighway is just opening up my eyes to worlds and places heretofore unconceived of by my mind! I barely remember where I was back in aught-aught, but that is likely due to the moonshine-induced coma I suffered back in aught-four which done did in my mid-term memory (such a thing was not known to have been in existence up to that point by Science™).

Now, what was I talking about again?

 

I'm number 4 in the world!!!

 

 

They're ranking douchebags now?

 

I'm just saying that I would have ranked him a LOT higher.

 

I'm number 4 in the world!!!

 

They're ranking douchebags now?

I just talked to my editor, and she told me that it's not a done deal yet (she had thought it was). But that the papers are very close to being signed. So basically, it could still fall through. But things look good for it to happen.

 

And now I'm working on another pitch.

 

-- Joanna

This is still fantastic news, Joanna!!! Good luck and Congratulations!!!!!

All I ask is you provide something to back up these claims and you come up with nothing. If you have nothing (or can't give anything), don't make them?

 

Trust me, you don't want to see the "Before and After" photos I have. I'd post them just to start a real war, but I'm simply not that evil.

Joe, you're completely out of your tree. You know this, don't you?

All that will happen is that collectors like myself will stop buying HG slabs.

 

EXACTLY the lunatic fringe I was referring to! There probably isn't enough time left in the day anyway after you're done stepping over cracks in the sidewalk, storing and cataloguing bottles of your own urine and feces, and all those required bi-hourly anus checks to make sure aliens haven't probed you yet. Gotta keep all those undesirable, invisible bad elements outta your life!

 

Keep it up *@#&$@$.....

Don't mind him... these are the final gasps of a man trying to defend his ridiculously overpriced "investments".

(He's the type of "collector" who wakes up in the middle of the night, crying and screaming, "I SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THEM RAW!!!!! WHY DID I PAY 14x GUIDE?!?!?!?!")

Could some kind soul please re-post it so that it shows up on the screen itself, rather than as an attachment.

 

For future reference:

 

Just click on your attachment....copy the URL......click on Image .....paste that URL.....press OK.

Man, here I was, going to be a wiseass and put up a picture of someone flipping the bird and say something like "See? Like that." But after a quick Google "image" search for "finger", I think I'm going to throw up.

I was expecting maybe a little porn and various pictures of fat men giving the one-finger salute, but that was freaking nasty. Like "PMs with Greggy" nasty.