They're ranking douchebags now?
why sonny, they've been ranking douchebags since aught-aught, starting with the first "web's biggest person_who_is_obnoxiously_self-impressed extravaganza" that was put on by a collection of sites celebrating the birth of the new millenium, featuring prizes sponsored by Flooz®, of course this was all before people began realising that the new millenium din't actually start until aught-one, but you could tell folks about this fact and they wouldn't listen, what with their fancy tee shirts and party hats with the glitter and the -script-style writing what read "Dawn of the New Millenium" and things of that nature
Well, eat my corns and call me Tasty! This here intervision superhighway is just opening up my eyes to worlds and places heretofore unconceived of by my mind! I barely remember where I was back in aught-aught, but that is likely due to the moonshine-induced coma I suffered back in aught-four which done did in my mid-term memory (such a thing was not known to have been in existence up to that point by Science™).
Now, what was I talking about again?