FYI Metropolis are offering a ticket if you commit to $2500 spend.
"But you heartless monster," you reply, "I cannot enter or attend said con, for tickets sold out, like, instantly, and also I slept in the day they went on sale, which I understand isn't really your problem, but it is now, I am making it your problem, and what are you going to do about it!" Well, we understand, friend, and we've worked out a solution for you! Clients committing to buy $2500 or more at the show can contact Sales Director Frank Cwiklik at 212 260 4147 to reserve their books, and they'll get a shiny, fancy, official Badge for the full week of the show! No more frantic calls to Vince or Frank from outside the hall, no more waiting in line, his sucker will get you straight to the con and instantly ready to party! It's a pretty sweet deal, but we have only a limited number of passes left, so contact us immediately! Also, if you've already got your tickets in your hot little hands, and you have books you'd like to buy in person at the show, let us know right away and we'll make sure your requests are at the booth awaiting your smiling face! EXCELSIOR!