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When the cats wearing these run around at night and headlights start hitting their B-Hole-bedazzle.

Also..

However upon arrival you find out he suffers from Multiple Personalities. One of them being into costumes and roll play where he is the dog named Kevin.

Those Mcslabs have a nack for the age o the sac.

Trolling dem streets done got him crabs..

He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their peony or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.