I know it really has been absurd as of late.
We should try to get everybody to Andy Dufresne them until they fix the issues.
Dear CGC,
If hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, then consistency is the means by which hope becomes reality.
Today being Saturday the twenty-eighth day of August in the year of Twenty Twenty-one at approximately Fifteen hours and Five Minutes the current host or programming of your boards have failed again. There have been multiple loading issues that usually result in Errors in the range of the numerical order of Five Hundred.
These issues have grown in magnitude to a scale that has made your site almost unusable. Enclosed you will find a written timeline for the failures as a log with dates, times, and type.
I surely hope this documentation finds you well and is received in the same urgency that I have sent it. These issues require your attention post haste . I will continue to write and send you an update until these matters are resolved.
Your Friend,
Andy