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Getting Soft In Our Old Age

Started by GACollectibles,

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Aces

Aces

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December/07 was the 1st month since 7/04 to not see any activity in THIS Forum.

 

Let's step it up a notch people!

 

But we had a nice Thanksgiving massacre that should hold us over 'til Valentines Day.

 

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Ijiwaru Sensei

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December/07 was the 1st month since 7/04 to not see any activity in THIS Forum.

 

Let's step it up a notch people!

 

So, GACollectibles, let's talk politics. Who are you endorsing for president in the upcoming primaries? Don't you think the *Spoon* Party is made up of a bunch of *spoony* *spoon* *spoons*?

 

 

:baiting:

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DrWatson

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Getting Soft In Our Old Age

 

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out,

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

 

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring,

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the blasted thing!

 

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave,

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

 

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues,

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes.

 

:foryou:

 

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lizards2

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I was hoping someone would get a nice 30 days off a couple days ago, but all they did was lock the thread :sorry:

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GACollectibles

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December/07 was the 1st month since 7/04 to not see any activity in THIS Forum.

 

Let's step it up a notch people!

 

So, GACollectibles, let's talk politics. Who are you endorsing for president in the upcoming primaries? Don't you think the *Spoon* Party is made up of a bunch of *spoony* *spoon* *spoons*?

 

 

:baiting:

 

Why, I endorse Condoleezza Rice of course! (and I'm not even a *spooning* *spoon* !)

 

And yes, both parties are made up of *spoony* *spoon* *spoons* and they should all go fist themselves!

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DrWatson

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I was hoping someone would get a nice 30 days off a couple days ago, but all they did was lock the thread :sorry:

 

Now, now. He's here 4ever, so let's just learn to live in peaceful harmony.

Watch :censored: you :censored: ! :sumo:

:foryou:

Kindness has no effect on me. It's just like water off a duck's back. :mad:

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TheWatcher

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I was hoping someone would get a nice 30 days off a couple days ago, but all they did was lock the thread :sorry:

 

Now, now. He's here 4ever, so let's just learn to live in peaceful harmony.

Watch :censored: you :censored: ! :sumo:

:foryou:

Kindness has no effect on me. It's just like water off a duck's back. :mad:

:luhv:
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DrWatson

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I was hoping someone would get a nice 30 days off a couple days ago, but all they did was lock the thread :sorry:

 

Now, now. He's here 4ever, so let's just learn to live in peaceful harmony.

Watch :censored: you :censored: ! :sumo:

:foryou:

Kindness has no effect on me. It's just like water off a duck's back. :mad:

:luhv:

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PovertyRow

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I was hoping someone would get a nice 30 days off a couple days ago, but all they did was lock the thread :sorry:

 

Now, now. He's here 4ever, so let's just learn to live in peaceful harmony.

Watch :censored: you :censored: ! :sumo:

:foryou:

Kindness has no effect on me. It's just like water off a duck's back. :mad:

 

:cloud9::luhv: <3 :foryou:

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bhhooks22

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Man !,....that was some beautiful poetry there Doc..................BH.....

Getting Soft In Our Old Age

 

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out,

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

 

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring,

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the blasted thing!

 

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave,

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

 

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues,

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes.

 

:foryou:

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THE_BEYONDER

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I was hoping someone would get a nice 30 days off a couple days ago, but all they did was lock the thread :sorry:

 

Now, now. He's here 4ever, so let's just learn to live in peaceful harmony.

Watch :censored: you :censored: ! :sumo:

:foryou:

Kindness has no effect on me. It's just like water off a duck's back. :mad:

 

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