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The Official "Free For All" Rant Thread

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THE_BEYONDER

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So do I regret my actions? No I don't. I wasn't doing it for gratitude, and the fact that she's too stupid to see how pathetic it is to slap someone trying to help you just makes me feel sorry for her.

 

 

I don't think her words and actions were stupid .....but probably quite the opposite. What if she had thanked you? We both know she would have received a serious beating....the moment you walked away.

 

I have a feeling that if you ever ran into that girl again, she would come up and give you her gratitude.

 

Any guy that beats on a girl deserves to be beaten down .

 

Nice work Andrew. thumbsup2.gif

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Bonds25

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Good for you! I had the same thing happen to me - some was screaming at his girlfriend and started moving towards her, and I told the guy to lay off, and she yells at me to mind my own business. Women! confused.gif

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Tomega

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Mine is not so much of a rant but an amusing story of an insufficiently_thoughtful_person trying to rip me off. He was trying to sell me a X-men CGC 9.4. Here are the emails-

 

I have understood that you would be interested in buying X-Men #5 CGC NM

9.4 Jack Kirby MCI

My offer is available for three days.

If you whant to buy, my price is $1,600.00, in this price being included

shipping taxes.

For more information, please contact me.

Thank you four your time and I'm loking forward to contacting me.

Have a nice day!

 

What a fine piece of English literature this is. " I have understood" Haha. Nothing fishy here - NOT. And his offer is only available for three days- uh-oh I better rush and send him money.

 

So I respond with this :

 

 

I would be interested, please provide the serial number, scans of the back and front covers, your phone number, and full address.

 

He does not respond at first so I send him another email and he responds with this :

 

Dear Thomas

This is the information if you ask:

MAGNETO AND THE EVIL MUTANTS APPEARANCE!!

 

This is an auction for a CGC graded

universal NM (9.4) copy of

X-Men #5 with great art

and cover by Jack Kirby!

With beautiful OFF-WHITE to WHITE pages!

CGC BAR CODE: 0010479013

 

This was taken directly from Metropolis's auction - the insufficiently_thoughtful_person does not even have the sense to realize that there cannot be two comics with the same serial number.

So I respond with this :

 

Please provide me with your full address, a close up legible scan of the front and back CGC description card and I will send payment right away.

 

I was wondering what this would come up with now. Here it is :

 

So first i want tell you..

Mr i 'm a serios seller..the ebay will contact you and you will see..

I want tell you i'm located in Europe Romania and i work for US ....But for moment I work for a company here..

 

if you want scaned my identity that is a fraud here because you can buy or use my identity in other purposes...

 

So my name is Mr Alexandru ...

 

Now this is truly pathetic. I doubt this is even the same person. The English was bad in the first email but this is really bad. Hre does not even know what I meant by a scan in the first email. This is probably a group of insufficiently_thoughtful_persons in Romania trying to rip people off. He has a fake eBay email to verify his authenticity -

 

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Congratulations !

 

Please do NOT reply to this message. This is an automated message sent to you at the request of Alexandru Marius Mihai . Neither we nor Alexandru Marius Mihai will receive your message. Please use the e-mail address forwarded to you by the seller just in case you would need further details.

 

We would like to confirm to you that our seller, Alexandru Marius Mihai is an eBay Power Seller™ registered with us since December, 1999. We would also like to say that dealing with this seller will be one of your smartest choices ever: we guarantee that whatever shipping or payment method he will use, you will have your products delivered on time and without any hassle from your part. You may also find useful that dealing with Alexandru Marius Mihai is covered under eBay's Fraud Protection Plan.

 

Once again, dealing with Alexandru Marius Mihai is secure and smart!

 

Best Regards, eBay Inc.

 

I am really dragging him along now so I respond with :

Mr Alexandru –

So let me get this straight – you do not want give your contact information because it is a fraud? So I am just supposed to send you money with no address ? How is that supposed to work? Tom

 

Here is the part where I should wire him the money -

I can`t send....Sory...

 

I accept only paypal but my accont is full so for moment i will use only international transfer...Western Union....

 

My address is:

 

First name:Alexandru

Last name: Marius Mihai

City:Ramnicu Valcea

zip/code:1000

Country:Romania

 

I guess when he stated " I can't send" he was referring to the scan. I get tired of stringing him along do I decide to give him the big let down. Since he was from Romania, I decide to litter it with colorful Romanian insults. By the way, insulting a Romanian's mother and family really, really pisses them off. I have translated the Romanian to English for you guys.

 

Hey pizda ( p*ssy) -

I fill some words in Romanian for you since your English sucks.

Hahaha - you complete insufficiently_thoughtful_person, a complete dobitoc ( insufficiently_thoughtful_person.) Do you really

think I would ever send you money? We Americans are far more educated

then you incult ( poorly educated), prost ( stupid ) Nazi in

Romania - I hope you die. You piece of sh*t, f**k you, te fut in neam (

f**k your relatives), and "sa o fut pe mata" (f**k your Mom) - as I

am sure many have. I have been stringing you and your cohort along ( I

did recognize a long time ago that the English was better in one email

then another.) First you ignorant "Cãcãnar" ( piece of sh*t) , the

comic you were trying to sell me is one of a kind - there cannot be two

CGC comics with the same serial number and you took the serial number

directly from the current auction on eBay. Why do you think I was asking

for scans - I KNEW you did not have them. HAHAHAH - I laugh at your

stupidity. Also, the id from your email address was suspended on eBay -

I checked the day you sent me the first email, not to mention that id

never sold comics. I am going to make sure that your eBay id is never

reinstated you fiu de curva ( son of a whore.) I am laughing at your

ignorance. If you are ever in America, look me up so Te bat de te caci pe tine (I can beat you until you sh*t in your pants) So in closing

- "Du-te dracu cu mata aia curva" (Go to hell with that whore you have

as a mother.)

 

Pupa~-ma~-n cur ( Kiss my a$$)

 

Tomega

 

In truth I did not expect him to respond. However he responds with this -

 

I send your mail on ebay and FBI

 

So I respond with more -

Hahahah – bring it on, I already forwarded your scam to eBay and had already contact the FBI on their internet fraud web site. Drop dead you piece of scum, you pizda (p*ssy).

 

I thought that was the end but then I remembered that I am probably dealing with more then one person. So here is the next entertaining email -

 

Mata sa ma suga la pula poate mother f**ker

 

I am not sure the exact translation but I think he was trying to provide a translation with the mother f**ker at the end. Although my partial laymans translation is :

Mata (mother) sa ma (your) suga (suck ) la pula () poate (MAYBE; PERHAPS; POSSIBLY; PERCHANCE; PERADVENTURE )

Obviously I do not speak Romanian so these are straight definitional translations - I do not understand the syntax yet.

 

So now to my next insightful email to this insufficiently_thoughtful_person -

 

Hahah mother f**ker? Is that the best you can do, my translation software does not recognize your words –something about you sucking

c**k. I guess you are a gaozar (queer.) You are truly pathetic, you

poponar (c**ker sucker, [!@#%^&^]**.) Of course I am a mother f**ker – I have

been f**king your mom for years. In fact tonight I am going to futu-te-n

cur pe mata (f**k your mom in the a$$) , she really likes that. Daca as

fi avut la momentul potrivit 1$, acum as fi fost tatal tau. ( If I would have had 1$ at the right time I could have been your dad.) HAHAHAHAHAH.

 

No here come the death threats - finally I achieved email nirvana.

Ba sa ma cac pe tine

Pt ca eu daca as fi avut 1$ ti-as fitras la muie pe bani

Si eu zic sa nu te legi de mama ca vin dupa tine(I coming after you) si o sa te omor (and I kill you)

Daca nu ma crezi asteapta-ma ca vin

If you don't beleve me waithing for me.

 

 

Ba ( no, on the contrary) sa (her) ma cac pe ( on) tine (you)

Pt ca (such as) eu daca (if) as fi avut (wealthy, rich) 1$ ti-as fitras la ( A or at) muie (woman or wife) pe (on) bani (cash)

Si (And. also, even) eu (I) zic sa(her) nu (not) te (you) legi de (to) mama ca vin dupa tine(I coming after you) si o sa te omor !!!!!!!!(and I kill you)

Daca nu ma crezi asteapta-ma ca vin

If you don't beleve me waithing for me. ( his translation)

si o sa te omor !!!!!!!! ( I kill you)

si o sa te omor !!!!!!!! ( I kill you)

 

My, my , my, he does sound upset. grin.gif Since I do not speak Romanian, I was restricted to transalation software. It was not very successful - I tried translating some of it but I think I get the gist. Hehe - do you think I struck a nerve.

 

What he does not know is that I have put his email address on every gay porn, scat, and animal sex web site list I could find and I have sent him two virus's. I am not sure they went through because they may have been caught by Yahoo's mail server so I am sending him a custom one thanks to my handy , dandy virus maker software - no where's man( don't ask) My next email should be interesting.

 

Ah, the things I do in my off time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tomega

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I don't typically read long posts but that was freaking hilarious & well worth it! Loved the ending with the viruses. We should treat all those email scammers this way........ 27_laughing.gif

 

Thanks, for anybody who wishes to send a little love virus to someone check out this page -

 

Be careful

 

 

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delekkerste

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Tom, that is the best ever. This mother893censored-thumb.gif or one of his buddies keeps sending me nearly identical messages about how he's got the same original art as something being auctioned on eBay but that he'll sell his to me for less. How 893censored-thumb.gif stupid is this guy? Well, the only thing that could top your response to him would be if this dumb893censored-thumb.gif gets run over tomorrow by some old dude who falls asleep behind the wheel of his Lada.

 

You know, I miss communism sometimes. You can be sure that we Americans wouldn't be pestered here by some bumble-893censored-thumb.gif Romanian with a computer and an eBay account if Ceaucescu was still around. 893naughty-thumb.gif

 

Gene

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I hate hotmail. It's driving me nuts.

I hate "Thrill/Joy-Bidders" that are generally attracted to books in extreme grades and who place bids merely to bolster ones bidding status and "Search: as a Bidder" record. mad.gif

I hate shills! sign-rantpost.gif
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Holy carp! You know what a Lada is!? I'm impressed. I'm told I was likely conceived in one of those. I drove my uncles' when I went to visit the mother country 10 years ago, damn deathtrap on wheels. And I've seen boxes that were more aerodynamic.

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dadaist

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Hey AK

 

Some guys are just wired differently, and I'm with you on this one. I can't stand seeing anyone hit a women. One of the first few times I ever punched someone was when my dad hit my my mom in front of me. At the age of 9, I understood that it was wrong, and I attacked my dad, punched him in the face and turned him away from my mom. My parents aren't together anymore, and I know my dad has always looked at me differently because of that incident -- but in my heart, I know I did the right thing.

 

But don't confuse heroism with machismo, and as a flag of caution, I would encourage all of my fellow forumites that it is best to conserve that anger and resentment for your own and the ones you can help. The authorities have zero tolerance towards assualt, and you will get caught up in an expensive, legal and sometimes unpredictable situation because you think you can settle any argument with violence.

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What he does not know is that I have put his email address on every gay porn, scat, and animal sex web site list I could find and I have sent him two virus's. I am not sure they went through because they may have been caught by Yahoo's mail server so I am sending him a custom one thanks to my handy , dandy virus maker software - no where's man( don't ask) My next email should be interesting.

 

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Just then, his girlfriends stands up(she was on the gorund), comes right up to me, and slaps me across the face, calling me an A-hole.

 

This is very, very common, and comes down to his girlfriend having a personality type that likes verbal and physical abuse. If you hit her back, she'd probably invite you over for a three-some. grin.gif

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mr_highgrade

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Just then, his girlfriends stands up(she was on the gorund), comes right up to me, and slaps me across the face, calling me an A-hole.

 

This is very, very common, and comes down to his girlfriend having a personality type that likes verbal and physical abuse. If you hit her back, she'd probably invite you over for a three-some. grin.gif

 

 

Three-some's Rule! cloud9.gifdevil.gif

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