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Since there hasn't been a poll for a while.....

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What would you rather have?  

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  1. 1. What would you rather have?

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JazzMan

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Well, I can't believe that 2/3 of those answering this poll were either eunichs, women or members of PETA. I'll take Alba :cloud9: any day over comics or a primate...even if she's preggers.

 

If all your excitement is around funny books then it's probably time to get out of the basement. :baiting:

 

Now, if it were a proper women...like my Kelly :cloud9:...then the comics can go swing.

 

In fact, I'd rather have a mid-grade run of Power Pack than go near Alba with yours, mate. :insane:

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At my age and with all the experiences I've had, you realise that sex is sex and much different from love. So I'd take the books over one night of sex, in a heartbeat.

 

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The Black Hand ®

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Even bad sex is still good.

 

No.... It's not.

 

Very true. Bad sex is exactly that. Bad sex. Now mediocre sex is a different story, especially when it's compared to no sex. Now I've had bad sex and I've never thought that it was good, or that I'd like to repeat the experience.

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Old Fashion PB and J

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At my age and with all the experiences I've had, you realise that sex is sex and much different from love. So I'd take the books over one night of sex, in a heartbeat.

 

:blahblah:

 

 

I would say the comics. If I chose Alba, I would realize I have already had sex with girls that look like that. Then be pissed I didnt take the comics.

 

 

And Montreal does INDEED have some ultra hot girls. My second candian tour, went to The foufe,foof whatever. Club was like 3 stories of every kind of chick you would ever want.. That was fun.

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At my age and with all the experiences I've had, you realise that sex is sex and much different from love. So I'd take the books over one night of sex, in a heartbeat.

 

:blahblah:

 

 

I would say the comics. If I chose Alba, I would realize I have already had sex with girls that look like that. Then be pissed I didnt take the comics.

 

 

And Montreal does INDEED have some ultra hot girls. My second candian tour, went to The foufe,foof whatever. Club was like 3 stories of every kind of chick you would ever want.. That was fun.

 

That is something I don't understand. I've been to Montreal several times in the past year or two and NEVER see any hot girls. My girlfriend and I are walking down the street commenting on how there are NO girls to be seen anywhere....is it certain areas they stay away from? It was like a twilight zone episode...packs of men everywhere and not a girly to be seen for miles...and no we were not in the gay or red light district. We were in that club district and also in the old city and seriously...a shortage that could not be explained.

 

R.

 

 

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Old Fashion PB and J

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Which leads me to my next question, how would BZ himself vote?

 

He would want the full night with Alba, the monkey videotapes it, he keeps the monkey. The videotape is then sold to the highest bidding porno company, or back to Alba for huge amounts of money. Afterwards he and the monkey are spotted at local con's buying upgrade issues of his former collection (while wearing matching leisure suits), drop said books into the backseat of his brand new mercedes, and return back to there 3 million dollar home.

 

 

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At my age and with all the experiences I've had, you realise that sex is sex and much different from love. So I'd take the books over one night of sex, in a heartbeat.

 

:blahblah:

 

 

I would say the comics. If I chose Alba, I would realize I have already had sex with girls that look like that. Then be pissed I didnt take the comics.

 

 

And Montreal does INDEED have some ultra hot girls. My second candian tour, went to The foufe,foof whatever. Club was like 3 stories of every kind of chick you would ever want.. That was fun.

 

That is something I don't understand. I've been to Montreal several times in the past year or two and NEVER see any hot girls. My girlfriend and I are walking down the street commenting on how there are NO girls to be seen anywhere....is it certain areas they stay away from? It was like a twilight zone episode...packs of men everywhere and not a girly to be seen for miles...and no we were not in the gay or red light district. We were in that club district and also in the old city and seriously...a shortage that could not be explained.

 

R.

 

 

I couldnt tell you, but we were there in winter. Winter had no one on the streets, but at night the club was INSANE. The other times we went in spring, there were tons of people walkin around, and definately some beautiful girls.

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WOW.... What an ASSet.One night with Jessica....I do have a scrip for viagra hm ...NA...I'll take the comics ...Jessica would just end up falling in love with me and Judy would bust a cap in me.As for the monkey...Judy had a Marmoset when she was young....they just end up crapping on the TV....then I'd have to KILL it.GOD BLESS...

 

-jimbo(a friend of jesus) (thumbs u

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The Black Hand ®

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WOW.... What an ASSet.One night with Jessica....I do have a scrip for viagra hm ...NA...I'll take the comics ...Jessica would just end up falling in love with me and Judy would bust a cap in me.As for the monkey...Judy had a Marmoset when she was young....they just end up crapping on the TV....then I'd have to KILL it.GOD BLESS...

 

-jimbo(a friend of jesus) (thumbs u

 

 

Just hold on one darn minute! Are you sure you're a friend of Jesus?

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MrBedrock

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Which leads me to my next question, how would BZ himself vote?

You'd have to add "Spend a night with the Black Hand" to your poll choices.

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JazzMan

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Which leads me to my next question, how would BZ himself vote?

 

He would want the full night with Alba, the monkey videotapes it, he keeps the monkey. The videotape is then sold to the highest bidding porno company, or back to Alba for huge amounts of money. Afterwards he and the monkey are spotted at local con's buying upgrade issues of his former collection (while wearing matching leisure suits), drop said books into the backseat of his brand new mercedes, and return back to there 3 million dollar home.

 

 

:roflmao::signfunny:

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