OT: Is it really better?

[DiceX]

To burp it and taste it, than to fart it and waste it?

 

Post your unanswered superstitions or wives tales here. Perhaps someone can shed new light on them.

 

 

[comicgrinder]

[Dick Pontoon]

Here I sit, brokenhearted.

Paid my dime and only farted.

[jordanscott]

will it really grow back twice as long and curly?

[Dick Pontoon]

Why do noses run, but feet smell?

[jordanscott]

Are you really damned if you do or if you don't?

[bigfiver69]

Once with a lady at tea,

I was asked 'Do you fart when you pee?'

I replied with some wit,

'Do you burp when you sh*t?'

And felt it was one up for me.

 

 

[DiceX]

Are you really damned if you do or if you don't?

 

I'll be damned.

 

 

[lizards2]

Are you really damned if you do or if you don't?

 

Sadly, you are damned if you do and damned if you don't

[Ares]

To burp it and taste it, than to fart it and waste it?

 

Post your unanswered superstitions or wives tales here. Perhaps someone can shed new light on them.

 

Burp and taste it is better.

 

 

If you fart and waste it you end up leaving skid marks

[jordanscott]

To burp it and taste it, than to fart it and waste it?

 

Post your unanswered superstitions or wives tales here. Perhaps someone can shed new light on them.

 

Burp and taste it is better.

 

 

If you fart and waste it you end up leaving skid marks

 

[JesterSB]

Where's the crack option?

[DiceX]

Is a penny saved REALLY a penny earned?

Wouldn't you have to earn it BEFORE you could save it?

Are you only able to save pennies that have been stolen?

 

 

[Dick Pontoon]

If you shake and if you dance, will the last drop really always fall in your pants?

[DiceX]

Here I sit, same as ever.

Took a dump, pulled the lever.

The toilet swirled, the water flowed.

Look out world, it's the mother load.

 

 

[Count]

Why do 7-11s have locks on their doors if they are open 24 - 7?

[Count]

How do blind people know when they are done "wiping"?

[Count]

Do dyslectic people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

[Jeffro.]

If a tree falls in the woods and it hits a mime does anyone care?

[DiceX]

How do blind people know when they are done "wiping"?

 

I have the answer to this one...

After wiping, they touch the paper to their leg. If it sticks, they have to wipe again.