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Greggy is awesome.

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Karma23

Karma23

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Let me tell ya!

 

Who built the pyramids?

GREGGY!

Who built Stonehenge?

GREGGY!

 

Yeah, man you see guys

walking down the street

pushing shopping carts

and you think they're talking to Allah,

they're talking to themselves.

Man, no they're talking to GREGGY!

GREGGY! GREGGY!

 

You know what’s going on in that Bermuda Triangle?

Down in the Bermuda Triangle

GREGGY needs boats.

GREGGY needs boats.

GREGGY GREGGY GREGGY

GREGGY GREGGY GREGGY

GREGGY needs boats.

 

Aahh! The Sailing GREGGY!

Captain GREGGY!

Commodore GREGGY it is.

 

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,

people from outer space they come up to me.

They don't look like Mister Spock.

They don't look like Klingons,

all that Star Trek jive.

 

They look like GREGGY.

GREGGY!

Everybody in outer space looks like GREGGY.

Cause GREGGY is a perfect being.

We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards GREGGYness

 

Soon all will become GREGGY.

Everything everywhere will be GREGGY.

Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?

It's really GREGGYlution!

 

lol MOJO NIXON! (worship)

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whisp

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

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Designer Toast

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

 

:o

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Old Fashion PB and J

Old Fashion PB and J

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

 

If WHAT tastes like strawberry shortcake?? :baiting:

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whisp

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

 

If WHAT tastes like strawberry shortcake?? :baiting:

 

:whistle:

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Old Fashion PB and J

Old Fashion PB and J

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

 

If WHAT tastes like strawberry shortcake?? :baiting:

 

:whistle:

Wimp :sumo:
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whisp

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

 

If WHAT tastes like strawberry shortcake?? :baiting:

 

:whistle:

Wimp :sumo:

 

I am not a wimp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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thirdgreenham

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WTTB! Maybe it is a girl and this is her....

 

I blame you for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!!!!!

 

Come on, we know you're dreaming of ripping that hat and apron off her :baiting:

 

:roflmao:

 

Only if it actually tastes like straberry shortcake.

 

If WHAT tastes like strawberry shortcake?? :baiting:

 

:whistle:

Wimp :sumo:

 

I am not a wimp.

 

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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

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toro

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Who's the private

That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

GREGGY!

Ya damn right!

 

Who is the man that would risk his neck

For his a sweet 100 pager man?

GREGGY!

Can you dig it?

 

Who's the cat that won't cop out

When there's Romance books all about?

GREGGY!

Right On!

 

They say this cat GREGGY is a bad mother

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I'm talkin' 'bout GREGGY.

THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

 

He's a complicated man

But no one understands him but his woman (Strawberry Shortcake)

GREGGY LOEY!

 

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