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A little corner of the UK
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Boozad

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An Englishman and a Welshman sitting in a bar get totalking about how many sexual partners they've had.

The Englishman says "I'll have to count them up", and does so in his head. "Thirty-four" he says.

The Welshman says "I'll have to count them up too." He starts counting in is head and falls asleep.

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An Englishman and a Welshman sitting in a bar get totalking about how many sexual partners they've had.

The Englishman says "I'll have to count them up", and does so in his head. "Thirty-four" he says.

The Welshman says "I'll have to count them up too." He starts counting in is head and falls asleep.

 

:signfunny: I thought I'd heard most Welsh/Sheep jokes!

 

 

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gaz973

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An Englishman and a Welshman sitting in a bar get totalking about how many sexual partners they've had.

The Englishman says "I'll have to count them up", and does so in his head. "Thirty-four" he says.

The Welshman says "I'll have to count them up too." He starts counting in is head and falls asleep.

lol Not bad.

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An Englishman and a Welshman sitting in a bar get totalking about how many sexual partners they've had.

The Englishman says "I'll have to count them up", and does so in his head. "Thirty-four" he says.

The Welshman says "I'll have to count them up too." He starts counting in is head and falls asleep.

If any of those sheep were black, then that's racists.

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Stryfe1000

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East Midlands local news last night;

 

Police station in Nottingham gets firebombed

Shops smashed and looted in Leicester

 

Someone chopped down a hawthorn hedge in Derby. Apparently it's the wrong time of year to trim your hawthorn....

 

Anyone heard from Gav today or is he still out "Window shopping" in Wolverhampton city centre.

 

As for looting in Boro - unless there is a sudden surge in the need for excessive fake tan, I'm not sure it's worth it.

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