HeroesCon NC...June 19-21....

[TupennyConan]

Jive has just been added to the CFP van. That makes 6 CFP all in one van.

 

Very dangerous for the CFP; very big hit opportunity for CFP enemies.

With that many opinions in one vehicle, I swear you all will suffocate.

 

The AC will never keep up

 

i say only 4 make it to Charlotte........................... alive

Dibs on Joey, he's little and requires less oxygen. (thumbs u

 

I think.

You know it.

 

[TupennyConan]

Isn't chemical warfare going against the Geneva Convention?

 

 

 

-slym

 

War is Hell.

 

eat some fried eggs for breakfast too (thumbs u

 

The fortunes of war

[Mike Bray]

Isn't chemical warfare going against the Geneva Convention?

 

 

 

-slym

 

War is Hell.

 

eat some fried eggs for breakfast too (thumbs u

 

The fortunes of war

 

Bill , you need to drink a six pack of natty -light before you get in the van ...

[pinball]

Isn't chemical warfare going against the Geneva Convention?

 

 

 

-slym

 

War is Hell.

 

eat some fried eggs for breakfast too (thumbs u

 

The fortunes of war

 

Bill , you need to drink a six pack of natty -light before you get in the van ...

 

Natty-light!

[Mike Bray]

Isn't chemical warfare going against the Geneva Convention?

 

 

 

-slym

 

War is Hell.

 

eat some fried eggs for breakfast too (thumbs u

 

The fortunes of war

 

Bill , you need to drink a six pack of natty -light before you get in the van ...

 

Natty-light!

 

nothing like a cheap buzz -- tonight i`m trying a couple of these --

 

 

i wonder who these make me think of on the boards

[TupennyConan]

Bring a cold one of those for me to the art auction Saturday night Mike.

[capt_comics]

Man it's gonna be a wild weekend

 

And hopefully profitable too

 

 

 

 

[arexcrooke]

Im pumped about this

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

I think we need to pack for any emergency, and since we are traveling through the south......

 

 

 

 

[joeypost]

I saw My Cousin Vinny. Glad it's not that part of the "South".

[arexcrooke]

The two yutes

[DrWatson]

I saw My Cousin Vinny. Glad it's not that part of the "South".

One of my favorite movies, ever. You have to be Southern to really appreciate it.

[HOTFLIPS]

One of my all time favorites. I really appreciate that movie. And im a new yorker.

[joeypost]

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini, the next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty." I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. I don't want to hear any facts or evidence relating to this case. If I hear anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty", you'll be in contempt. I don't even want to hear you clear your throat to speak. Now, how do your clients plead?

Vinny Gambini: [intimidated] I think I get the point.

Judge Chamberlain Haller: No, I don't think you do. Now you're officially in contempt of court! Would you like to say something else and go for two counts of contempt of court?

Vinny Gambini: Not guilty?

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Thank you. See how easy that was? Not guilty plea has been entered for the record. Bail for both defendants will be set at $200,000. Oh and bailiff, take Mr. Gambini into custody... and set his bail at $200 for one count of contempt of court.

[DrWatson]

Vinny: Ms. Vito, you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles, is that correct? Is that correct?

Judge Haller: Would you please answer the counselor's question?

Lisa: No, I hate him.

Vinny: Your Honor, may I treat this witness as hostile?

Mona Lisa: You think I'm hostile now? Wait till tonight.

Judge Haller: Do you two know each other?

Vinny: Yeah, she's my fiancée.

Judge Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

[DrWatson]

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: [across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

[G.A.tor]

is it time yet

[joeypost]

Not yet, but we are in the correct month

[Mike Bray]

Not yet, but we are in the correct month

 

:banana:

[Mike Bray]

few new guests added over the weekend --

 

 

MAY 31

Duane Ballenger

J. Chris Campbell

Brian Cunningham

Jonathan Gray

Keron Grant

Randy Green

Nate Lovett

Bill Neville

Ian Sattler

Rob Ullman