Can anyone identify

[Dano]

the edited word in my post refers to the female dog.

[hammer-migration]

Like ' Stepford - Husbands ' ?

[hammer-migration]

But Phil , from my experience women have selective stupidity . Its to catch us offguard . They lull us into a sense of false security by feigning being in the dark & letting us get away with things - like just walking around with a smile on our kissers - definitely Taboo as far as some wives are concerned ! Then when we think we put it over on them we realize that secretly , theyve been performing advanced quantum mechanics & solving the riddles of the universe behind our backs , knowing all along what we were up to .

[snizzenfixit]

Then when we think we put it over on them we realize that secretly , theyve been performing advanced quantum mechanics & solving the riddles of the universe behind our backs , knowing all along what we were up to .

 

Hehe, don't you hate it when that happens? You think you have it all under control, only to find out later that you have been being carefully played and you went along willingly.

 

Phil

 

 

[hammer-migration]

I must confess , I think Ive got women pretty well figured out . The one thing though that has always perplexed me are blondes . When a woman has beautiful blonde hair , why would most ruin the effect by dying their roots black ?

[sborock]

Phil-

It's not a Edgar Church/Mile High. Sorry.

[fantastic_four]

I am not sure that you understand. As I got older I felt differently about things. These are conclusions that I reached on my own. If that is what you consider having a womans personality, then I guess by that definition, women are more emotionally mature than men. This type of emotional maturity is achieved by the men who are not afraid to express themselves honestly. The ones who continue to express the emotional macho attitude are "Emotionally Retarded" for lack of a better word.

Wow...yep, complete transformation. Your wife and mother-in-law must be very proud!

[fantastic_four]

My girlfriend and her mother try to train me all the time. It just doesn't work, for the most part. I'm wise to all their tricks--overfeeding me to fatten me up so other women don't find me attractive or praising me whenever I go see any film that's remotely romantic. She tried to use the fact that I sat through "Vanilla Sky"--a science-fiction romance--as a prelude to asking me why I don't watch like "Serendipity" or "Notting Hill" !!! That's propaganda in the first degree.

 

I talk to girls all the time, I just don't wanna be one anytime soon. Vive la difference!

[Dano]

so in fact my sensitive knee jerk response to you was cleverly orchestrated by my napping wife... must... break... free... ( I totally agree about the over-feeding BTW) Dan.

[Illiterati-migration]

I'm wise to all their tricks--overfeeding me to fatten me up so other women don't find me attractive

 

Now, now... let's not give them TOO much credit my paranoid-schizophrenic, super-elastic young friend. I'm sure your personality takes up much of the slack in insuring that women will never find you attractive.

[snizzenfixit]

It's not a Edgar Church/Mile High. Sorry.

 

OK Thanks, it just seemed to meet the criteria. I thought it would be kinda cool if it was.

 

Phil