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Three friends are involved in a horrible car accident, die and all go to heaven. When they arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, St. Peter asks them “When you’re in your casket, and your friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?”

 

The first man says,”I’d like to hear them say I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”

 

The second man says, “I’d like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher, who made a difference for our children of tomorrow.”

 

The third man replies, confidently, “I’d like to hear them say… Hey look, he’s moving!

........... :whistle:

 

grades = no more bad jokes :sumo:

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