I'm surprised Rickdogg didn't jump all over this!

[Guest]

yo Mama's so old shes got hieroglyphics on her drivers license....

[Bugaboo-migration]

Yo mamma's so stupid..........it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

[Bugaboo-migration]

Yo mamma's so fat.........she could sit on a Quarter and squeeze a booger out of George Washingtons nose.

[Guest]

Oh yeah....Yo Mama's so fat she strikes oil every time she wears high heals...

[Guest]

Yo Mama's so fat she shows up on radar

[Illiterati-migration]

Yo Mama's so big she uses a VCR for a pager!

 

Now that just doesn't make a lick o'sense. It's supposed to be:

"Yo Momma's so fat, her pager is a phone booth."

 

One of my personal faves:

 

"Yo Momma's so fat, her blood type is 'Ragu'."

 

There's a song by Pharcyde called "Yo Momma" ... and it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Ahhh 'cyde.

[Bugaboo-migration]

Yo mamma's so stupid.......the hag told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

[FlyingDonut]

This is my favorite:

 

Let's just get off mothers. Because I just got off yours.

[Bugaboo-migration]

Oh yeah.......well.......you is so ugly........when you wuz born.......the doctor threw you away and spanked the after birth.

[Guest]

yo mama's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.......

[Guest]

Yo Mama's so fat her belt size is "equator'.......

[FlyingDonut]

Yo mamma's so ugly that when she went to join the ugly contest, they told her "no professionals allowed."

[Bugaboo-migration]

donut.......that was a good one.

[Bugaboo-migration]

Yo mamma's so stupid.........she turns on the T.V. with foreplay.

[BachelorOfComix]

How 'bout this one: Your momma's so stupid, on the way to Disneyland she saw the sign "Disneyland Left" & she went home.

 

Cheers,

 

Bachelor of Comics

[Bonds25]

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own zip code!

[Illiterati-migration]

Yo momma's so fat... when she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house.

 

Yo momma's so fat... she went rollerblading and her skates went flat.