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3 LONG BOXES of modern Spidey, Image, and a smattering of DCs.

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anyone know any good jokes to liven the place up?

 

A priest and a nun are golfing, and the priest is up.

 

He swings - misses - and exclaims "oh my God I missed!"

 

The nun gives him a dirty look, but he swings again, misses and exclaims "oh my God I missed!"

 

The nun stares at him and says, "If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!"

 

So, the priest swings again and exclaims "oh my God I ........Missed!"

 

Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes the nun. All that is heard in the sky is, "Oh my God - I missed"

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