3 LONG BOXES of modern Spidey, Image, and a smattering of DCs.

[Warlord]

anyone know any good jokes to liven the place up?

 

A priest and a nun are golfing, and the priest is up.

 

He swings - misses - and exclaims "oh my God I missed!"

 

The nun gives him a dirty look, but he swings again, misses and exclaims "oh my God I missed!"

 

The nun stares at him and says, "If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!"

 

So, the priest swings again and exclaims "oh my God I ........Missed!"

 

Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes the nun. All that is heard in the sky is, "Oh my God - I missed"

 

Good one I've not heard before!

 

Bosco to the rescue!

[Warlord]

You inspired me to find a good golf joke...

 

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day.

The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards.

He turned to the pro and asked, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro replied, "Loft."

The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods.

He asked the pro the same question.The pro again answered, "Loft."

The third teed off and sliced into a pond.

He too asked the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

Again, "Loft."

As they were walking down the fairway, the first duffer finally spoke up to the pro."

All three of us hit completely different tee shots and yet when we asked you what we did wrong, you gave the same exact answer every time.

So what does Loft mean?"

The pro shook his head and said, "Lack of *spoon* Talent!"

[Warlord]

It's Witching Hour ... more tomorrow night. I'll get an earlier start around 8 or 9pm and rip through at lot more books!

[nwpassage]

 

45 minutes of posting and just one

 

I'm dying here... anyone know any good jokes to liven the place up?

 

No, but don't give up. I'm waiting to see which DC's you have.

[3319comics]

I am too waiting for non web head offerings :shrug: unless you have something with webhead and Hulk ?

[Hey Kids, Comics!]

Ditto.....waiting on the smattering of DCs.

[Warlord]

Whoops, sorry the DC shoppers were disappointed last night. Well, I should get to the DCs shortly.

 

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Slingers #1-2

 

$2 lot!

 

 

 

 

 

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I think the average condition for these upcoming What If issues is closer to VF than NM. If anyone wants a quick estimate on a grade just ask.

 

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What If #86

Copy A

 

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